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You Control Their Fate
« on: December 04, 2018, 08:00:52 PM »
I'm stealing this idea from a tweet I read.

"Choose any book, show movie you want and change the ending to the one you'd prefer!"

At the end of Avatar, Jake Sully is captured, stands trial and is executed for treason.
Nothing against the Na'avi, Humans were in the wrong there but Sully is a traitor.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2018, 08:05:53 PM »
At the end of Lost, Jack becomes a lumberjack.

Oh wait, I'm doing this wrong.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2018, 08:08:45 PM »
I almost never watch the end of series and films or read the last pages of books that I really enjoy for this reason.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 08:23:09 PM »
I almost never watch the end of series and films or read the last pages of books that I really enjoy for this reason.

So you never discovered that all of the Little Women starved to death in a concentration camp after a time travel related mishap?

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 08:26:23 PM »
I almost never watch the end of series and films or read the last pages of books that I really enjoy for this reason.

that's a shame, there are really good endings sometimes

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2018, 08:35:37 PM »
molly says no

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2018, 08:37:27 PM »
At the end of Mr Noisy, the loudmouthed red spherical funster goes on a murder rampage in Wobbletown while yelling „I‘D LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT“

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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2018, 08:38:00 PM »
At the end of 127 Hours he finds a brand new fully charged iPhone with a hands free kit just lying under some stones.

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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2018, 08:52:53 PM »
At the end of Amelie, she gets machine-gunned to death.

Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2018, 08:56:38 PM »
At the end of Amelie, she gets machine-gunned to death.

...but does she still have that smug face?

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2018, 09:48:08 PM »
Everyone dies at the end of everything. Bah.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2018, 09:57:49 PM »
Will and Lyra find that the kingdom of heaven is a provincial Waitrose

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2018, 10:00:24 PM »
At the end of Jaws the shark just swims away and says I'm full now.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2018, 10:13:42 PM »
At the end of Jaws the shark just swims away and says I'm full now.

If he could quickly eat Nemo and Dory on his way out that would be appreciated.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2018, 10:15:17 PM »
At the end of Avatar the screen fades to black. James Cameron walks into shot and bangs on a gong to wake me up. He then apologises for wasting my time and shares some memories of the making of Terminator 2 with Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is roaring drunk, with his willy out, in 3D.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2018, 10:19:33 PM »
I'd change the Plague Dogs film ending to be the bullshit publisher mandated happy ending from the book. Where the owner just turns up at the beach and everyone lives on a farm and no dogs have to drown at sea.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2018, 10:44:04 PM »
that's a shame, there are really good endings sometimes

Yeah?  Not as good as something I just thought of.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2018, 11:10:21 PM »
Yeah?  Not as good as something I just thought of.

Tell us one of your endings to something you've read or watched and we'll let you know if it's better or not.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2018, 11:47:58 PM »
Reader, I married xim

Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2018, 12:44:35 AM »
At the end of Ferris Buller, Cameron’s dad walks in as Cameron is having his rant about sticking up for himself. Ferris addresses the father with the line ”I would take the blame as you hate me anyway” before confirming Cameron did it. Ferris fucks off like the slippery turd he is and Cameron gets shit kicked out of him and Dad buy a new Ferrari with his college fund.



Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2018, 12:45:42 AM »
At the end of Amelie, she gets machine-gunned to death.

Which itself turns out to be the prequel to La Haine.

Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2018, 12:56:56 AM »
at the end of Good fellas, all the guys come out of the screen to tell me that im cool, saying things like "you da real tough guy" and "would you like some food"

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2018, 03:33:22 AM »
On the last level of Kingdom Hearts, Squall licks out Donald Duck.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2018, 05:06:36 PM »
At the end of Midnight Cowboy, when Rico's just died and the bus driver asks Joe "Is he kin to you?", Joe says yes instead of no.

Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2018, 05:36:12 PM »
sarah connor had the painters in that week. whole flick ceases to exist.

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« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2018, 05:40:15 PM »
At the end of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wonka drops dead from a massive coronary just as he is about to tell Charlie that he's inherited the factory. Slugworth and several Oompa Loompas then strong-arm Grandpa Joe and Charlie off the premises.

Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2018, 07:24:15 PM »
At the end of a Nightmare on Elm Street, Nancy wakes up and realises it's all a dream.

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Re: You Control Their Fate
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2018, 09:40:30 PM »
At the end of Don't Look Now we no longer see the reveal of who is in the red raincoat but behind Donald Sutherland we do see a naked Ian Krankie entering the room with a wolfish grin.