Author Topic: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know  (Read 492 times)

In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« on: December 05, 2018, 07:51:55 AM »
In Praise Of your mum. How d'you like that? Not even being ironic, I'm happy to praise your mum, I bet she's a lovely person and only occasionally does it with sailors.

Nearly 52, I am. Fucking state of it.

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2018, 07:54:53 AM »
Praise of bird?

Re: In Praise Of Tommy Robinson
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2018, 08:21:06 AM »
^ ( Please check above amended title before reading onwards )

Not really ! He's a bad man !!!!!!!

Or:

I always liked " 2- 4- 6- 8   Motorway ", and when he played the part where he looked really old, and he was shagging Mrs. McClusky in that telly programme what that Brobdingian Rip May all type made !!!!!!!

I might have to look into taking some sort of medication.

EDIT: Am not correcting what my dumbass tablet made of Rik  Mayall.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2018, 08:40:51 AM by Lisa Jesusandmarychain »

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2018, 08:40:29 AM »
He did what all us bleeding hearts failed to do, made Farridge fuck off from politics (well UKIP anyway, I'm sure he'll be back).  Proper working class hero, is our Tommy (born Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon)

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Re: In Praise Of ....Pulling yourself together
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2018, 08:43:32 AM »
Stop thinking about disappointment.  Take a fucking shower and do the washing up.  Make your bed.  Start moving forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya9HjK-ZrNE

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2018, 08:45:56 AM »
Stop thinking about disappointment.  Take a fucking shower and do the washing up.  Make your bed.  Start moving forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya9HjK-ZrNE

Right-o, Prof. Peterson.

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2018, 08:48:50 AM »
Listen to the song.


Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2018, 08:54:30 AM »
Listen to the song.



Frank Bloody Zappa ??

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2018, 08:56:51 AM »
He's the answer to everything Lisa.  The sooner you get to grips with that, the better it will be for everyone.

Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2018, 09:15:04 AM »
He's a smug git  who made bloody awful music , is what he is. I'll thank him for his influence on Bongwater and The Fall, and " Valley Girl " isn't that bad a song, but that's all He's getting from me. * crosses arms resolutely *

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2018, 11:16:12 AM »

Ooooiiiiiiii

Cheer up me old mucker.

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2018, 12:49:50 PM »
Time for a bit of schadenfreude Lisa, find someone you don't like and sing this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEta4qBimQ - it'll cheer you up no end.

Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2018, 05:55:26 PM »
He's a smug git  who made bloody awful music , is what he is. I'll thank him for his influence on Bongwater and The Fall, and " Valley Girl " isn't that bad a song, but that's all He's getting from me. * crosses arms resolutely *

https://youtu.be/oEQCvprgovo

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Re: In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2018, 06:41:42 PM »