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In Praise Of ....Oh, I Don't Fucking Know

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, December 05, 2018, 07:51:55 AM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

In Praise Of your mum. How d'you like that? Not even being ironic, I'm happy to praise your mum, I bet she's a lovely person and only occasionally does it with sailors.

Nearly 52, I am. Fucking state of it.

Johnny Yesno


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

#2
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Not really ! He's a bad man !!!!!!!

Or:

I always liked " 2- 4- 6- 8   Motorway ", and when he played the part where he looked really old, and he was shagging Mrs. McClusky in that telly programme what that Brobdingian Rip May all type made !!!!!!!

I might have to look into taking some sort of medication.

EDIT: Am not correcting what my dumbass tablet made of Rik  Mayall.

thenoise

He did what all us bleeding hearts failed to do, made Farridge fuck off from politics (well UKIP anyway, I'm sure he'll be back).  Proper working class hero, is our Tommy (born Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon)

Buelligan

Stop thinking about disappointment.  Take a fucking shower and do the washing up.  Make your bed.  Start moving forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya9HjK-ZrNE

Paul Calf

Quote from: Buelligan on December 05, 2018, 08:43:32 AM
Stop thinking about disappointment.  Take a fucking shower and do the washing up.  Make your bed.  Start moving forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya9HjK-ZrNE

Right-o, Prof. Peterson.



Buelligan

He's the answer to everything Lisa.  The sooner you get to grips with that, the better it will be for everyone.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

He's a smug git  who made bloody awful music , is what he is. I'll thank him for his influence on Bongwater and The Fall, and " Valley Girl " isn't that bad a song, but that's all He's getting from me. * crosses arms resolutely *


Small Man Big Horse

Time for a bit of schadenfreude Lisa, find someone you don't like and sing this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEta4qBimQ - it'll cheer you up no end.

Depressed Beyond Tables

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 05, 2018, 09:15:04 AM
He's a smug git  who made bloody awful music , is what he is. I'll thank him for his influence on Bongwater and The Fall, and " Valley Girl " isn't that bad a song, but that's all He's getting from me. * crosses arms resolutely *

https://youtu.be/oEQCvprgovo