Tom Robinson using the M1 as a vehicle for travelling

[Head Gardener]

probably best way to get from Newport Pagnell to Hemel Hempstead

[Huxleys Babkins]

The M1 is a road, not a vehicle.

Seriously, don't fuck us all about.

[Head Gardener]

damn your right, it's a highway for vehicles of course sorry, I'm old

[KennyMonster]

probably best way to get from Newport Pagnell to Hemel Hempstead

The Hemel junction is number 8 but Newport Pagnell certainly isn't junction 2.

You are fake news.

[thraxx]

The M1 is a road, not a vehicle.

Seriously, don't fuck us all about.

It's not a road it's a motorway.

'Don't care mate' I hear you say, 'same difference'.

TRY TELLING THAT TO TO PEDESTRIANS, CYCLISTS, MOTORISED VEHICLES OF A SPECIFIC ENGINE CAPACITY AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

[Huxleys Babkins]

It's not a road it's a motorway.

'Don't care mate' I hear you say, 'same difference'.

TRY TELLING THAT TO TO PEDESTRIANS, CYCLISTS, MOTORISED VEHICLES OF A SPECIFIC ENGINE CAPACITY AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

It's one rule for HGV drivers, van drivers, coach drivers, car drivers, motorcyclists and Muslim sex gangs and another for the rest of us.

[Lost Oliver]

Last seen running up the hard shoulder shouting: "I just want to know where it goes!"