Author Topic: London meet, Saturday 22nd December: visiting the infant pancreas in his manger  (Read 2969 times)

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Please indicate how much myrrh you are planning to bring me. I am going to need a lot of myrrh.

This meet, I will be handing out small spoonfuls of rubidium.

BlodwynPig

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Surely Rhodium or Roentgenium?

pancreas

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I will not tolerate back-seat element donation.

Spoon of Ploff

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I can't keep up with all these new fangled craft beers.

BlodwynPig

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I will not tolerate back-seat element donation.

Ruthenium is stranger than friction.

Cuellar

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I might be in London that day, but all I'm going to do is find out where you're all meeting and watch you from a distance. You won't even know I'm there. Just another punter. But I'll be watching.

Best part is, even if I don't do this you'll never know. I could be anyone.

BlodwynPig

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I might be in London that day, but all I'm going to do is find out where you're all meeting and watch you from a distance. You won't even know I'm there. Just another punter. But I'll be watching.

Best part is, even if I don't do this you'll never know. I could be anyone.

I've been doing that for months with you! I'm watching you now.

Cuellar

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oh jesus christ

BlodwynPig

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my my, what have we here

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It's too close to xmas for my liking, there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum. Haven't decided who yet, there's so many to choose from!

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there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum


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It's too close to xmas for my liking, there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum. Haven't decided who yet, there's so many to choose from!

Will the mum be part of the costume?

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I'll be there too.  Something for the entire family, this.

pancreas

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'That's certainly an interesting act you have,' said the talent agent. 'What do you call it?'




'The Nativity.'

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Yes please.

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Please indicate how much myrrh you are planning to bring me. I am going to need a lot of myrrh.

I'll take it all the way to myrrh-der, baby. 

Not really.

I am coming, though.

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I'll take it all the way to myrrh-der, baby. 


Myrrh-der?

I can't do this

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there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum.
FTFY as the two activities, both enjoyable and worthwhile ways to spend the last Saturday in Advent, need not be mutually exclusive.

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FTFY as the two activities, both enjoyable and worthwhile ways to spend the last Saturday in Advent, need not be mutually exclusive.

Hmmmm, I hadn't thought of it like that, maybe I will come then, at least if I'm not working and too exhausted.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Bumping cos next week.

This is what I have for the cast in order of appearance:
The Infant Pancreas
Drag Mother Mary Janie Jones
Joseph Sploff
Small Man Big Herod (possibly)
Bokizar
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Not much of a nativity scene. Any more takers?

Maybe cos trains.

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I’m moving a set of shelves on another continent that day, looking doubtful, soz.

I'd love to come but i'm going to be shagging all day. Pour one out for me please.

ZoyzaSorris

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ironically will be up in Newcastle. boo.

Spoon of Ploff

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where is this taking place..? o-or are we s'posed to 'follow the star'..? Cos the light pollute in London could make that a bit tricky.

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Hmm.  An afterthought if ever there was one.  How will I be distinguishable from all the other angels that will inevitably be plonked into the scene alongside me?

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This is what I have for the cast in order of appearance:
The Infant Pancreas
Drag Mother Mary Janie Jones



I’ll be there, demonstrating my ‘characteristic condescension’ (cheers, Barry Admin) and frankly, having recently heaved the Holy Infant out of my fanny, I’ll be ready for a stiff drink. It’s good to note however that lo, he abhors not my virgin womb. Because he used to be a bit funny about that sort of thing.

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pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
I have it on good authority that there is a 99% chance that erstwhile poster Danger Manger will be turning up. Which is good, really, since I'll be reporting that he turned up whether or not he actually did.