Author Topic: London meet, Saturday 22nd December: visiting the infant pancreas in his manger  (Read 564 times)

pancreas

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Please indicate how much myrrh you are planning to bring me. I am going to need a lot of myrrh.

This meet, I will be handing out small spoonfuls of rubidium.

BlodwynPig

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Surely Rhodium or Roentgenium?

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
I will not tolerate back-seat element donation.

Spoon of Ploff

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I can't keep up with all these new fangled craft beers.

BlodwynPig

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I will not tolerate back-seat element donation.

Ruthenium is stranger than friction.

Cuellar

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I might be in London that day, but all I'm going to do is find out where you're all meeting and watch you from a distance. You won't even know I'm there. Just another punter. But I'll be watching.

Best part is, even if I don't do this you'll never know. I could be anyone.

BlodwynPig

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I might be in London that day, but all I'm going to do is find out where you're all meeting and watch you from a distance. You won't even know I'm there. Just another punter. But I'll be watching.

Best part is, even if I don't do this you'll never know. I could be anyone.

I've been doing that for months with you! I'm watching you now.

Cuellar

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oh jesus christ

BlodwynPig

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my my, what have we here

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It's too close to xmas for my liking, there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum. Haven't decided who yet, there's so many to choose from!

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there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum


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It's too close to xmas for my liking, there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum. Haven't decided who yet, there's so many to choose from!

Will the mum be part of the costume?

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I'll be there too.  Something for the entire family, this.

pancreas

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'That's certainly an interesting act you have,' said the talent agent. 'What do you call it?'




'The Nativity.'

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Yes please.

boki

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Please indicate how much myrrh you are planning to bring me. I am going to need a lot of myrrh.

I'll take it all the way to myrrh-der, baby. 

Not really.

I am coming, though.

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I'll take it all the way to myrrh-der, baby. 


Myrrh-der?

I can't do this

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there's a tiny chance I'll make it but it's more likely that I'll be dressed up as Santa licking out someone's mum.
FTFY as the two activities, both enjoyable and worthwhile ways to spend the last Saturday in Advent, need not be mutually exclusive.

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FTFY as the two activities, both enjoyable and worthwhile ways to spend the last Saturday in Advent, need not be mutually exclusive.

Hmmmm, I hadn't thought of it like that, maybe I will come then, at least if I'm not working and too exhausted.