London meet, Saturday 22nd December: visiting the infant pancreas in his manger

[pancreas]

Don't be silly. Janie Jones will order you an Uber and I'll get you a pint.

[Ferris]

Don't be silly. Janie Jones will order you an Uber and I'll get you a pint.

Yeah, yer a good lad SMBH I'm sure people will sort you for booze and coke.

[Replies From View]

Only downside to letting Janie Jones order your Uber home is that you legally become her property for the duration of the evening.

I say "downside"; I of course mean it's brilliant, but you will be expected to bring together some of your most flexible "operations", so limber up in advance and you can forget about having the hallmarks of a gentleman for as long as it lasts.

Oh, and "I want to go home" won't work.  It's a command that makes Janie go deaf and laugh at you.

[The Boston Crab]

I'd definitely be there but I'm ill. Have a great time.

[Small Man Big Horse]

That's such a kind offer Janie and Pancreas but unfortunately I'm not going to be able to make it, a friend took me out and bought a shit load of drinks for me last night and now I'm feeling shitty, plus I have to teach this afternoon for a bit so can't just go back to bed. Thank you though, it is enormously appreciated, and I vow to definitely make a meet in 2019 and smother you with affection (in a non-murderous way).

[Janie Jones]

Happy to help, although I was a bit surprised to get the car hire bill for Dangerman's TR7 from Mablethorpe.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Hope you're all having a good meet, you wacky funsters.


(Erm....If it's started, like. I forgot you lot were three hours behind me.)

[pancreas]

ETA c 5pm for me.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Fuck. I'm the first one here.

[pancreas]

Certainly no more than 30 away.

[pancreas]

6 here. More welcome.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Well that went extrememly well. Hopefully there will be more.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sad I couldn't show at this fucked up date only an arse of the highest order would choose. By all accounts you are shitting the light fantastic.

Merry Xmas ;)

[Spoon of Ploff]

Mirrr chrissmas. Lovely seeing you all you splendid outfit.

[Twit 2]

Blimey, has pancreas got himself a trendy hair cut? Having hair at all is a bit rich for a CaBber, but an actual haircut is taking the piss!

[pancreas]

I don't recognise the hair. It looks like it's melded with a plant. It is a straight #5 on top.

In other news, what a terrible evening and what a frightful knapsack of valves to have to spend it with.

[BlodwynPig]

You know where your true buddies are my friend ;)

[Twit 2]

I don't recognise the hair. It looks like it's melded with a plant. It is a straight #5 on top.

Ah ok, I didn't have a good view from the rafters.

[Ferris]

Will be in London in July next year. Will do my best to avoid THE LOT OF YOU.

[Replies From View]

I don't recognise the hair. It looks like it's melded with a plant.

I've decided that you now idolise the hair of the 1990s Stewart Lee.

[shiftwork2]

What a lovely barrel of Christmas shitters. Mindful that we no longer have Serge to do his summary, sad.

Have a wonderful John Lewis Christmas time fuckers.

[Mark Steels Stockbroker]

I didn't go because it's just not the same when I'm not there.

[pancreas]

I forgot to mention that Danger Man did indeed turn up, unexpectedly on this occasion with a woman with a very short skirt whom he introduced as his wife 'Sheila', but she corrected to 'Stephanie'. I don't really know what their deal was because when he mentioned that we were members of an internet forum, she started saying something about charging extra for kinky stuff. Other than that, I thought his Christmas jumper was a bit de trop—no need for all those bells and LED lights. He also insisted we had a round of Jager bombs.

[Buelligan]

That's not his wife, that's his mum. 

He's probably embarrassed to bring his wife after the ping-pong ball thing last time.  Nothing to be ashamed of, of course, the woman's genuinely talented for a person of her age.

[Spoon of Ploff]

i don't remember any of that. my take away from this meet was why are so many beer labels designed to give me the fear?

[MuteBanana]

Well that went extrememly well. Hopefully there will be more.

10:23:51 PM

Do these things always end so early or is just the Christmas ones?

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10:23:51 PM

Do these things always end so early or is just the Christmas ones?

Angrew had to leave early to reach his home far far away.

However we all pretty much finished up about an hour after that to catch our death of cold and all that.  We are getting old now you know.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

10:23:51 PM

Do these things always end so early or is just the Christmas ones?

Had to leave early cause of trains. I only live in East anglia and they go till 11 but I had to factor in time for getting lost on the way back to Liverpool St while drunk.
Also I had to leave in case Danger Man showed up.

[BlodwynPig]

Im still planning a halloween all-nighter in Alnmouth

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Im still planning a halloween all-nighter in Alnmouth

I'm game, there's a train station on the mainline that links to Leeds.

See you in the schooner?