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Why I live on the M25

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs, December 05, 2018, 03:08:57 PM

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Stoneage Dinosaurs

-Save on city rent costs by sleeping under a bridge
-Save on commuting costs by jumping off the bridge onto passing lorries and coaches
-Free entertainment as regular traffic jams allow me to wander through the lanes gawping at the tragic faces through the windows
-Free pets (trap a badger in the central reservation and watch it skitter around for your entertainment and companionship)
-Free food (roadkill)
-Free vaccinations and immunity boosters (eating roadkill)
-Plenty of opportunities to socialise and make friends (people who've broken down on the hard shoulder and therefore cannot leave)

Spoon of Ploff

whats your favourite bit... of the M25?

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on December 05, 2018, 03:08:57 PM

-Free entertainment as regular traffic jams allow me to wander through the lanes gawping at the tragic faces through the windows


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seepage

does 'within the M25' include "on the M25"? If not, downside is you won't be able to get DRC in original wooden cases.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on December 05, 2018, 03:13:21 PM
whats your favourite bit... of the M25?

I like it all really. Other than that, the bit near Leatherhead is good for sleeping and the bit near Egham is good for storing clothes. Junction 23 is good out you're having people round for dinner what with all the burgery scraps left around. If you're having guests though you might want to head to South Mimms services for a bath - the sinks are a tad small so maybe some do some contortion practice

Ferris

Do other motorways offer similar levels of amenities? My native M6, or even the humble A38 (particularly at the junction near Shenstone for example).