Could You Bring Yourself To Trust A Person Who Doesn't Eat Sauasages ?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Vegetarians and Vegans have their own particular version thereof.

But someone who * completely * eschews the sausage ? Not even remotely tempted by the classically phallic shaped  meaty container of fuck knows what, especially when freshly cooked and sweating ?

As Luther would say , one hand bepocketed, the other hand roaming freely over his never more than one- and- three- quarter day's worth of bestubbled chin; " It's  not right , is it ? "

No. No it isn't . Fear the sausage denier. If you have a friend who is a non- sausage eating friend, now is the time, now is the time, for the friendship to end.

[Norton Canes]

Bring... myself? A person?

[Glebe]

One word: Sosmix.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Bring... myself? A person?

Corrected the thread title, innit ? FUCKING tablet.

( I don't mean Viagra .)

[BlodwynPig]

Still wrong

Yours,

Sausage Meister

[Lemming]

WELL I MEAN THERE'S AT LEAST ONE TYPE OF SAUSAGE I'LL PUT IN MY MOUTH HURR HURR HURR

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

FUCKING " SAUSAGES " !

Tag / Dog from " That's Life " advised to " tone down act a bit " / Tag

[Glebe]