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Viagra in Tesco

Started by Jittlebags, December 09, 2018, 01:19:09 AM

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Jittlebags

Well, should I? Don't have any particular problem in the stiffington department. How does it work? Do you end up with a 24hour diamond cutter, or is it under control?

hamfist

I'd try it. See if it gives the missus a bit longer. Is ut really in tesco ?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: hamfist on December 09, 2018, 01:39:34 AM
I'd try it. See if it gives the missus a bit longer. Is ut really in tesco ?

Not sure about Tesco but I've seen viagra on sale in Boots.

As for the opening post, nah, it makes it very easy to become erect and maintain that but the effect wears off within an hour and it's possible to lose your erection if you aren't let's say doing anything with it. The erection itself feels a little unusual, slightly numb and feels almost not fully connected, so would be better for lasting longer but probably worse for some men (my guess being the circumcised ones) in terms of lack of feeling. Also when you stare at bright lights they will look slightly blue.

Unless you're loaded or impotent not sure you'll find it worth the £££


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

That's what I'd call my band, if I had one.



Absorb the anus burn

[TAG] Lost (erection) in the supermarket [TAG]

Pijlstaart

What does it taste like? Loved cough syrup as a child, and mother had a melrose stick, both tasted great. Reckon we all like what we like and that is fine.

Natnar

Is this the tit;le of a new Morrissey album?

Replies From View

When the electricity cuts out, and I am inevitably thrown into darkness, I always pull out the old Viagra that I have stolen from Tesco.

Twed


monolith

Doesn't it mess with your ability to get an erection without it? i.e. if you don't need it, stay away unless you want to always need it.

Can't remember where I heard that, might be bollocks. Could google it I suppose but can't be arsed.

Twed

I think it's common sense that it could become a psychological crutch, right? Impotence is very often (or even usually?) a psychological thing. I wouldn't risk it.

Brian Freeze

If you keep your receipt can you get your money back if not completely satisfied?

Emma Raducanu

I've used it. Cost £60 for 4 pills. Helps get you stiff good n proper. I took quite strong ones and I think they rose my blood pressure coz my face went dead red. I certainly didn't become dependent on them, if anything they boosted my confidence in becoming a sex God. Still working on that mind.

imitationleather

It is inadvisable to take any after doing four grams of cocaine. It says so on the packet.

Oliver Mardy

Unexpected item in the teabagging area!!!!!!!!!!!111111LOLROFLMAOZOMG!!!!!!


Bennett Brauer

Innocuous-looking cheaper versions are available.


Uncle TechTip

Quote from: Twed on December 09, 2018, 02:29:39 PM
Don't lose your penis

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9lbuf/i_lost_my_penis_due_to_priapism_ama/

A big stiffy is a medical emergency

I really tried to follow this but got queasy after about three scrolls. The guy has no cock! Brrrrr.

brat-sampson

Unexpected item in banging area.

Sin Agog

Question: is it immoral to not inform a partner that you've taken dick pills? Personally, I dunno. Bit of a hard one.

Quote from: Sin Agog on December 10, 2018, 10:33:39 AM
Question: is it immoral to not inform a partner that you've taken dick pills? Personally, I dunno. Bit of a hard one.

Certainly not something an upstanding member of society would do.

phes

#22
Quote from: Sin Agog on December 10, 2018, 10:33:39 AM
Question: is it immoral to not inform a partner that you've taken dick pills? Personally, I dunno. Bit of a hard one.

it's a bona fide question mate

To add my experience to this, about 6 months ago I absolutely fucked my back (sweeping dry rice from the kitchen floor, of all things). Never found out exactly what i'd done because unless you're a candidate for surgery a GP/musculoskeletal bod will be reluctant to refer you to be irradiated for investigation. Maybe I tore a glute/damaged some nerves in that lower spine region. Anyway, I was pretty knackered, it recurred three times and almost ruined a future in the profession i'm training in. This coincided exactly with my penis deciding that it was going to be a complete troll, acting up at the most inopportune of times, along with all other times. Was it connected to nerve damage, psychological, something else, I dunno really. Doc prescribed me some boner pills and they worked a treat. Seems that phase has mostly passed now, and while my back is never gonna be the same, thankfully it hasn't ruined my career. However, I do enjoy casual sex and so I will still pop a boner pill when i'm pretty sure i'm going to be having sex with someone who I don't know well. It is a very empowering feeling for me to be temporarily relieved of that aspect of performance anxiety, especially with risk factors like unfamiliarity, and drinks. I have accepted or proposed nookie that I would have avoided in the past, even before the injury, in part because of performance fear. While what was mentioned up-thread about developing reliance on boner pills is a consideration, for me the pros of occasional use definitely outweigh the cons. I don't feel that subsequent sex with the same person requires boner pills as a result of using them in the first place. I wouldn't wake up the next morning and have a boner pill at breakfast, for example.

In answer to 'is it immoral' to not tell someone. Absolutely not, it's just a vasodilator, a physiological aid to your dick getting and staying hard when your brain is asking it to. It's no more their business than whether you take insulin.

It's pretty cheap if you buy it in high concentrations from an online pharmacy

kittens

DOES THIS MAKE YOUR DICK BETTER AT BONING OR DOES IT JUST MAKE IT HARD. SAY FOR EXAMPLE EVERY TIME YOU SHAG SOMEONE YOU JIZZ REALLY QUICKLY DOES THIS PILL STOP THAT OR DOES IT JUST GIVE YOU A HARD DICK. GETTING A HARD DICK IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL. ALSO DOES IT MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER.

- imagine the kind of loser who would ask those questions. why don't we answer them anyway, for fun

Sherman Krank

If there isn't a joke in this thread about 'Tesco Value Viagra only giving you a semi' before it gets to the second page then I'm afraid I'll be forced to submit a written complaint to the Shit Comedy Ombudsman.

Oliver Mardy

Tesco Viagra. Because no one wants a lidl dick.

imitationleather

Quote from: kittens on December 10, 2018, 12:47:28 PM
DOES THIS MAKE YOUR DICK BETTER AT BONING OR DOES IT JUST MAKE IT HARD. SAY FOR EXAMPLE EVERY TIME YOU SHAG SOMEONE YOU JIZZ REALLY QUICKLY DOES THIS PILL STOP THAT OR DOES IT JUST GIVE YOU A HARD DICK. GETTING A HARD DICK IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL. ALSO DOES IT MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER.

- imagine the kind of loser who would ask those questions. why don't we answer them anyway, for fun

Why haven't you started taking ecstasy or cocaine before sex yet? You'll be rutting for hours and will never, ever, ever come.

It's a fresh kind of Hell and you'll pine for the days you used to ejaculate as soon as you saw cleavage.

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: kittens on December 10, 2018, 12:47:28 PM
DOES THIS MAKE YOUR DICK BETTER AT BONING OR DOES IT JUST MAKE IT HARD. SAY FOR EXAMPLE EVERY TIME YOU SHAG SOMEONE YOU JIZZ REALLY QUICKLY DOES THIS PILL STOP THAT OR DOES IT JUST GIVE YOU A HARD DICK. GETTING A HARD DICK IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL. ALSO DOES IT MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER.

- imagine the kind of loser who would ask those questions. why don't we answer them anyway, for fun

It is supposed to help delay the orgasm, but the only time I took viagra when my anti-depressants were stopping my penis from working properly it had no effect whatsoever so I can't confirm this.

kittens

Quote from: imitationleather on December 10, 2018, 01:06:13 PM
Why haven't you started taking ecstasy or cocaine before sex yet? You'll be rutting for hours and will never, ever, ever come.

It's a fresh kind of Hell and you'll pine for the days you used to ejaculate as soon as you saw cleavage.

have done this, great at the time, followed by a week of chemical depression. there's always a risk i'll be depressed for days after normal shagging, i don't want to make it a certainty.

Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on December 10, 2018, 01:06:27 PM
It is supposed to help delay the orgasm,

SIGN ME UP FOR THE BIG DICK PILLS. kittens's going to Tesco

nedthemumbler

Does it stay hard after orgasm?  Like if my friend was a bit more swift than ideal for him and his partner, would it allow you to just keep going regardless?