Rubbing your balls

[hamfist]

what....."stuff" ??

[a duncandisorderly]

button-fluff, on the other hand... I may have enough for a jumper.

[St_Eddie]

...all wrapped up like a sausage roll or baby jesus himself.

"Mmm... baby Jesus."

Is it asking too much to expect people to behave with a little fucking decorum ?

Yes.

Santa's sack, there.

Ball-scratching is like Pringles - once you pop, you can't stop.

Nah, it's like Walker's.  Salt and vinegar flavour.

Hello ladies reading this I am very interested in hearing about you scratching your muff.

Absolutely.  This is an equal opportunities forum for repugnant social outcasts everywhere.