Can You Get A Receptionist Sacked For Saying" Hello " To You ?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Every fucking morning it's " Hello, Lisa ". Then at the end of the day, it's fucking "Goodbye, Lisa ", each time with a fucking stupid grin on  her fucking inane face. Fucking dripping with sarcasm, those fucking salutations. She might as well be saying " You massive cunt, Lisa " ( not "giant cunt"; there's a distinct difference ). If I covertly filmed her blatantly insulting me this way, do y'all think I could get her sacked? I 'm fucking sick to fuck of being blatantly insulted like this on a daily basis. I'm within my rights here, aren't I ?

[greenman]

Does this mean we should tell her not to go ahead with your planned birthday celebrations over the office tannoy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVxCIoKmjcQ

[thenoise]

She sounds quite nice tbh. Are you sure that you're not a massive cunt?

[Pijlstaart]

Past job had a genuine bad receptionist. Gamorrean guard aesthetic, withheld essential services, long wheedling diatribes about her father's exploits "he built this city", and regularly forced people off of the foyer sofas for no discernible reason. Retired a couple of months after I left, probably had just been hanging around to spite me.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Right, then. She actually repeated the 'Hello' today, with pointedly increased volume because my perfectly acceptable nod of the head and half-smile of acknowledgement wasn't good enough for the rotten cow. That's borderline harrassment, isn't it ? Come on, that's a sackable offence, Shirley ?

[Blue Jam]

"Inappropriate smirking and smiling"

[Bazooka]

What?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Being smiled it when I'm in no mood for it. I'm not having it.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Right, then. She actually repeated the 'Hello' today, with pointedly increased volume because my perfectly acceptable nod of the head and half-smile of acknowledgement wasn't good enough for the rotten cow. That's borderline harrassment, isn't it ? Come on, that's a sackable offence, Shirley ?

You should annoy her by talking to her loads now, go over and say "Hi, it's so good to see you, how are you?" but before she has a chance to speak continue with "Me? Well, that's a story and then some, my sciatica's playing up and I've got this weird stabbing pain in my foot, a friend said maybe someone's got a voodoo doll of me!" (laugh insanely for about thirty seconds) "It's not you is it?" (laugh insanely for another thirty seconds) "It is fucking you isn't it? Right, expect some stabbing pains in your foot tonight!" (laugh insanely) "Hah, just kidding, I wouldn't do that, not after what happened to my grandmother when she bought a voodoo doll. Have I told you that story?" (once again don't allow her to respond) "Well, it was the summer of 1944 and Hitler was in power, she didn't like him at all, not because of the holocaust but because he only had one testicle, said it wasn't normal for a man to be missing one and that she bet he ate it for a dare, but anyway, she went out down to the shops..." And then just carry on like that for several hours. Trust me, after that she'll never speak to you again.

[NoSleep]

She thinks you're an unsociable weirdo because you're the only person who ever tried to walk past without greeting her.

[checkoutgirl]

Another mean thread for Christmas. Lets give out about harmless stuff.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I wouldn't want anyone sacked for that, but I am basically capable of little more than neanderthal grunts when I'm entering work first thing.

[Noonling]

Have you considered the possibility she fancies you, and dreams of the day when you say something back?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Have you considered the possibility she fancies you, and dreams of the day when you say something back?

No, because I've already been out after work with her and didn't get so much as fingers and tops or owt Well, that's a possibility, I suppose.