What do you want for Christmas?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A nice big cock.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Brexit!

[Dex Sawash]

BDSM rig
Laser XD vang setup

[Replies From View]

Some kind of inflatable grave.

[Sherringford Hovis]

A hippopotamus.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Sweet Oblivion .

[biggytitbo]

A pea.

[Pingers]

The resurrection of Keith Chegwin so that he becomes our lord and saviour

[biggytitbo]

Tony wants more BLOOD:

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

a massive cunt.

[Pingers]

Tony wants more BLOOD:

Did you spill my depleted uranium?

[St_Eddie]

All I wanted was for someone to respond to this thread with "you"

That was literally what I thought of posting upon reading this thread's title.  However, now that you've pointed it out, it seems a little redundant to go ahead.  Still, if it'll make you happy...

All I want for Christmas is you.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Just a little love and understanding, that's all I want.

And an old skool selection box, packed to fuck with proper size Mars bars and Twixes and the like. The selection boxes you see nowadays are pretty rubbish.

[bgmnts]

Heyyyyyyyy we want some puuuuusaaaay.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Heyyyyyyyy we want some puuuuusaaaay.

Is there any need for that, you utter vulgarian? Honestly, here this is, a perfectly nice thread about what people want for Christmas, and you come charging in here , mouthing off about wanting some " puuuuuusaaaay.", as you put it in your ridiculous juvenile manner. On top of that, you have the sheer testicles made out of brass to claim elsewhere that you're one of the nicest posters on 'ere. Well, frankly, it won't wash. And you * still* Look like that fat, young bespectacled cunt off " Two And A Half Men " and the last two series of " The Office "( Yank Version ) so you can fuck off.

[bgmnts]

I can't even take offence at that as I havent a point low enough yo watch American Office or Two and a Half Men

[Pingers]

Large haddock, chips, mushy peas, wrapped please love.

[Jamaican clothes golem]

A nice lie down

[Head Gardener]

a nice jumper

[Phoenix Lazarus]

A nice big cock.

That Mariah Carey would sing her Christmas song about mine.

[MuteBanana]

A bit of peace and quiet.

[Small Man Big Horse]

A bunch of happy upbeat threads in General Bullshit, it's way too miserable right now.

[biggytitbo]

The end of all wars and poverty and a ps1 mini.

[Captain Z]

Brexit

[garbed_attic]

That BFI BBC Ghost Stories at Christmas DVD

[Thursday]

That was literally what I thought of posting upon reading this thread's title.  However, now that you've pointed it out, it seems a little redundant to go ahead.  Still, if it'll make you happy...

All I want for Christmas is you.

Thanks you ♥♥♥

[St_Eddie]

Thanks you ♥♥♥

Is your avatar getting taller?  Will I achieve a 100% passive playthrough?

[Blue Jam]

I need something nice and classy to keep me warm in this chilly season.

https://www.pornhubapparel.com/products/pornhub-pom-pom-knit-toque

Why do they bother to sell the socks in pairs? Surely a single sock is enough?

[Buelligan]

It's for dogs.

[Blue Jam]

Dogs can lick their own balls, they have no need for Pornhub sock/s.