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I'm Tying My Dog To The Railroad Track

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, December 11, 2018, 01:17:25 PM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

choo-choo train's gonna break his back/ we used to call him "Spot"/ Yeah, but now he's called "Splat"/ That's the kind of person we are!


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

checkoutgirl! I haven't seen you since rehearsal !

Those lyrics sounds familiar, are they from that Tim Rice/Andrew Lloyd Webber musical where everyone's on rollerblades?

Little dog
crossing street
Motor-car
sausage-meat

BlodwynPig

Quote from: to infect aside on December 11, 2018, 01:25:15 PM
Little dog
crossing street
Motor-car
sausage-meat

This, but with your name instead of dog

king_tubby

Hey little lady, won't you come home with me.

Sebastian Cobb


Paul Calf

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 11, 2018, 01:17:25 PM
choo-choo train's gonna break his back/ we used to call him "Spot"/ Yeah, but now he's called "Splat"/ That's the kind of person we are!

Oh, baby won't you come home with me?

king_tubby

Hmmm. Who is right? Me, or Paul Calf?

I have to say, I nearly put 'baby' instead of 'lady', so I reckon Paul is.

massive bereavement

This reminds me of Ivor Cutler's song about building a house around his pet mouse only for it to collapse and squash it flat, he describes pulling it out by the face with its' tail at 90 degrees and then having to toss it into a stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTuDq91EZTc

PowerButchi


Twed


pancreas

Why don't you come over to HS Art and leave all these nice people alone, you giant cunt.

Chollis

Come quietly now Lisa, don't make this any worse than it is.