Owls

[Gregory Torso]

Can we have some owls in here, please?

[Gregory Torso]

I know there's a Christmas on and everything, and Brexit fucking all day every day, so, like, can we get an owl thread going, you know, to offset the shiteness of the rest of the forum at the moment?

[Gregory Torso]

Look at this

[Gregory Torso]

C'mon owls.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

C'mon owls.

I bet you do, you dirty old bollocks I bet you do.

[Gregory Torso]

GAH! Owned!

[popcorn]

Owls are actually against the law so I won't be doing this.

[Gregory Torso]

But wouldn't it feel good to post about owls?

Go on.

Try it.


You'll like it.

[Fishfinger]

Well known for his owl impressions, that Chris Langham. Amongst other things.

You're right, it does feel good.

[pancreas]

The following is a 'barred owl'



Would.

[Spoon of Ploff]

[chveik]

[Ferris]

Which is the best owl?

[pancreas]

Whore Owl

[Ferris]

Whore Owl

Correct!

[Gregory Torso]

Fine owls, so far. Fine birds. Owl is not made exotic - he is a bird of finely tuned instinct. No singing, no fancy pants display. Owl is made to follow basic instinct: to hunt, to watch through the dusk for any rambling mammal and judge if it needs to be collected and stuffed in a tree for later devourment.

Baby face disk of feathers, eyes turned on like a girl in a nightclub fog. 1000 mice a year. Swipe a moth from the field and wear its wings like a moustache.

[QDRPHNC]

[Gregory Torso]

This owl is so owl it is hunting another owl. It doesn't give an owl shit, just going to grab that sleepy little hobbits head and stuff it up in a tree.

Cannibowl.

Foul chum. Bloodied face of night.

[a duncandisorderly]

this owl set off for his girlfriend's house one night, but it was raining, so he went back home. when he got in, his mam said

"what's up with you? she dumped you?"

"no, mam. it's raining. it's too wet to woo."

[Mr Eggs]

This owl is so owl it is hunting another owl. It doesn't give an owl shit, just going to grab that sleepy little hobbits head and stuff it up in a tree.

Cannibowl.

Foul chum. Bloodied face of night.

Magnetic owl stick to attract owls.

Fuckwit.

[Ferris]

Who can do the best impression of an owl? I'll go first:

HoooOOOOooooOoooo! hOOOOOoooOoooooooOOO!

[Gregory Torso]

[Gregory Torso]

Actually forget that shit, let's keep the thread on track without any silly whimsy.

[Gregory Torso]

This is a Garfield of an owl. Lazy fuck. Resting its head on a lemming, saying "biting!", walking the little rodent into its nest of owl kids.

[Captain Z]

[pancreas]

This is a Garfield of an owl. Lazy fuck. Resting its head on a lemming, saying "biting!", walking the little rodent into its nest of owl kids.

You've photoshopped an owls head on a fucking seal.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Is the Blade Runner owl welcome in here, or is this a place of the typical droidphobic agenda?

[Gregory Torso]

All owls are welcome. It is "owl" inclusive aHAHAHHA

[Sebastian Cobb]

All owls are welcome. It is "owl" inclusive aHAHAHHA

Good.

[Ferris]

[Insert image of Professor Yaffle here]