Would you judge me for eating out of the bin?

[Pijlstaart]

Think I'd identify and cut off the bits which touched the sides, then it'd be fine. The interior walls of the bin are foul, but the airspace of the bin is christian and pure, you just have to febreeze it a bit afterwards. Needs to be a cake of integrity too, you might have to take off more if there was thick frosting, as the sin of bin could permeate, and a trifle would be fully compromised. Go over to that trifle thread and imagine them fishing pawfuls out of the bin, having to lick it off the surface of all the other rubbish, no integrity.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I'm confused by the usb cable coming out of the cake. Was it one of those electric cakes which when you plug in lights up and tells you the weather and things like that? Or maybe when connected to a pc it transforms in to a proper cake instead of something that looks like the sort of thing I baked when I was six years old? Maybe it's not even a cake, just an oddly shaped pair of headphones?

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I've only just realised how filthy fridges are inside.  JESUS FUCK.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Enrique engleisias considers HAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

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Has anybody ever used a dead one of god's creatures as some kind of plate to eat off?

[Lost Oliver]

I've eaten from a bin before. Nothing wrong with it lads. Once at uni when there'd been a high ranking meeting in the room I was in resulting in about seven cream cakes inside a bin, untouched and waiting to be devoured. The next time was when I was skint and for a month I'd forage inside supermarket bins. It's amazing what you find. Bread mostly.