Pancreas the Math (s) Teacher

[Chairman Bodog]

Ugly cunt

[pancreas]

Not your magnum opus, this.

[popcorn]

What kind of maths can you do Mr Pancreas?

[pancreas]

I can work out how long it will be till you are on detention, Mr Corn.

A hint: it is a solution to the equation x=0.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Gaths

[Chairman Bodog]

How much does it cost, in superuppercut energy points, for Young Stalin vs Lady Rothschild.

[Chairman Bodog]

Mangsandwich

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How many maths are there in about six geographies?

[Chairman Bodog]

Six, surely. Unless they're trick geographies.

[Bennett Brauer]

What's your favourite number?

Mine's Fentanyl.   

[Chairman Bodog]

(Yeah, no.)

[Captain Z]

I've got a maths joke:

'Ere, I tell you who you don't see much of these days: Carol Vorderman!

[Chairman Bodog]

Knock, Knock.

Orange you glad I didn't say cultural marxism.

Always a sidetucker.

[kittens]

imagine just a e whole big mountain of garth. nightmare situation. ugh just imagine. whole big mountains of red raw dripping garth blood going down your back ugh gross. imagine that pancreas the maths teacher if you even can imagine something that isn't numbers you freak.

[Chairman Bodog]

I'd be way too distracted by Pancer's sex appeal if he was teaching numbers, and that's not just because I'm dyscalculic and fancy Pancers.

[Great Satan]

Why are you posting stuff from David Duke and Lord Haw-Haw, you twat?

[Great Satan]

Is an international Jewish conspiracy something you actually believe in, or were you under the misguided belief that we'd find your shitpost amusing?

[marquis_de_sad]

Is an international Jewish conspiracy something you actually believe in, or were you under the misguided belief that we'd find your shitpost amusing?

Both.

[Chairman Bodog]

Steady on, man. I've been especially interested in the Rothschilds and the connecting private banking cartels. We can agree Germany printing their own dosh shovelled the shitheaps out of depression into a work errday for world peace was basically top for the germans.
I don't believe in a Jewish conspiracy. It's incidental. Otherwise I'd be saying white people control everything and the runaround Jonno on the road knows about hyper-inflation as much as us.

[Great Satan]

Both.

I don't know. I can't work this guy out.

And I don't think it's because I'm too much of a boggily squarepusher, or whatever it is he's no doubt about to call me.

[Great Satan]

Steady on, man. I've been especially interested in the Rothschilds and the connecting private banking cartels. We can agree Germany printing their own dosh shovelled the shitheaps out of depression into a work errday for world peace was basically top for the germans.
I don't believe in a Jewish conspiracy. It's incidental. Otherwise I'd be saying white people control everything and the runaround Jonno on the road knows about hyper-inflation as much as us.

You're not that naive that you don't know who David Duke, William G. Simpson or Lord Haw-Haw is (otherwise why would you quote them). Who know James von Brunn shot up a Holocaust Memorial museum, right?

Pull the other one.

[Great Satan]

I don't think it's unreasonable to be sceptical of your intentions, considering who you've chosen to quote, though I accept these idiots have been normalised somewhat by conspiracy theorists.

[Nola Carveth]

wrong thread

[marquis_de_sad]

Bodog is Sam Hyde without the Patreon.

[BlodwynPig]

In the Bodog House

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Removed quote of nazi shit

[Twit 2]

I tried to write 'awesome thread, mate' but PT turned it into:

Arson theses mate.

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Q)  Knock Knock!!
A)  Who's There?
Q)  Maths!!
A)  Maths Who?!
Q)  You Just Said It!!

[Cuellar]

I think this is unduly harsh on pancreas

[Bennett Brauer]

I think this is unduly harsh on pancreas

^  That would make a nice toast when clinking glasses with someone at the end of a long night.