The Naughty List

[Noonling]

People on my Naughty List:

Delete Delete Delete
Cuellar
Brundle-Fly
MuteBanana
thraxx
buttgammon
Shit Good Nose
bgmnts
Golden E. Pump

There are many others on this list.

It should be very easy to work out why, and its not anything mean like you are a bad bunch of lads with bad opinions. I cautiously and optimistically shall say this will be a POSITIVE and EDUCATIONAL thread with no BADNESS or EVIL. Everyone shall HAPPILY conclude why they are or aren't on the Naughty List. You may REVEL and REJOICE at your place on The List, or you may not, but there will be no tears, no flouncing, and no bad evil swears.

Entertain me with your theories, I demand it.

[Cuellar]

What the actual fuck.

I can't believe you've done this.

[Paul Calf]

I am not on the naughty list because you haven't noticed me.

It's all going to plan...

[Noonling]

I am not on the naughty list because you haven't noticed me.

It's all going to plan...

You actually just about make the list. Which, frankly, is worse than being solidly on the list like the honourable Cuellar.

[Lemming]

What the actual fuck.

I can't believe you've done this.

This sort of language and behaviour is exactly why you made the Naughty List.

Is there a Nice List, or are the rest of us in a list-less limbo?

[Noonling]

No Nice List, but you are part of the list-less limbo, so well done on that I suppose.

[chveik]

you sick bastard

[Cuellar]

I've done a quick audit of my recent posts and I've been kindness itself.

[Noonling]

you sick bastard

I don't understand why you're so angry when you're not even...

Oh wait. Yes. Yes, you are on the List.

[BlodwynPig]

You're making it up as you go along.

Good thread if people contribute

[buttgammon]

Is it something to do with vaguely dirty names?

Or something else? There are worse lists to be on anyway.

[Golden E. Pump]

Is it because we're the sexiest posters on the board?

[Noonling]

Is it because we're the sexiest posters on the board?

That wouldn't be the Naughty List, that would be the Naughty List.

[Golden E. Pump]

It's not usually this part of the internet that gives me an erection.

[pancreas]

Very good list, very good list. More-or-less exactly what I'd have written.

[bgmnts]

After all i've done for you.

[Paul Calf]

Is there a Nonce List?

[Buelligan]

I think you know the answer to that.

[Noonling]

Pancreas and Buelligan both manage to avoid the Naughty List!

Is there a Nonce List?

Not one that I've curated, but if you were going to make one its best to put yourself at the top of the list. Everyone knows that making a nonce list makes you a nonce.

[Buelligan]

Pancreas and Buelligan both manage to avoid the Naughty List!

We fucking wrote it boy.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

Users whose names score 15 points or more in Scrabble.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

No wait that doesn't work even for the second name on the list.

[Brundle-Fly]

There are many others on this list.

Don't believe you until all these others are added.

[Dex Sawash]

'naught E' It's users that have no E in name.

SOLVED

[Cuellar]

Cuh, the most cursory of glances at that list would have revealed that idea to be without merit, you CLOWN

[Buelligan]

'naught E' It's users that have no E in name.

SOLVED

What about the cunts in "team"?

[Pingers]

We fucking wrote it boy.

I've hacked it, you're both on it now.

[Buelligan]

I think you'll find that's a printer.

[Pingers]

No, look:

Delete Delete Delete
Cuellar
Brundle-Fly
MuteBanana
thraxx
buttgammon
Shit Good Nose
bgmnts
Golden E. Pump
The rapscallion Pancreas
Buelligan, especially

See? I can't believe you doubted my hacking skills. Anyway, should I share my excellent guesses as to the criterion already? I might be right and then ruin the thread.

[Buelligan]

Yeah, go on, ruin the thread.  I'd like to see that happen.  Going for the double hat trick today.