Has anyone ever farted?

[Glebe]

What was it like?

[canadagoose]

No! How DAAAAAAAAAARE you.

[chveik]

pure, ecstatic bliss
As Spinoza said once, "when we fart, we feel and experience ourselves to be eternal"

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

[petril]

there's no such thing. it's impossible to pass wind via the anus. the global comedy conspiracy keeps circulating the idea of farting, and it fucking stinks

[Dr Trouser]

felt like the inverse of when you use a bidet

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So far I don't think anyone is on record for farting.  Maybe it happened before records began?

[Sebastian Cobb]

So far I don't think anyone is on record for farting.  Maybe it happened before records began?

I reckon my mate ed did a couple that were the worst since records began recently; I dry heaved on the bus.

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I reckon my mate ed did a couple that were the worst since records began recently; I dry heaved on the bus.

Surely a wet heave would have trumped that?

[seepage]

this is very ungallant but I reckon mrs seepage could take on anybody - on the windiest day of the year, I was upwind of one and still had to faceplant into the nearest grass verge