Ironic 2019 Calendars

[Jittlebags]

I'm thinking of getting one done to be sent as Christmas present. Picture of a different member of the ERG/Brexiteer for each month.

Jan - Priti Patel (what better way of starting the year)
Feb - Sir Desmond Swayne
Mar - Jacob Rees Mogg (What better than speccy four eyes gurning out at you as we fall out of the EU)
Apr - IBS
May - Sir Peter Bone
June - Bernard Jenkin
July - Phillip Holobone
Aug - Andrea Jenkyns
Sept - David Davis
Oct - Nadine Dories
Nov - Sir Bill Cash
Dec - John Redwood (2019 ends with a bang with the enigmatic faux Welshman)

[DrGreggles]

Are they naked?

[Jittlebags]

only in your mind.

[DrGreggles]

Won't need the calendar then.

[Nowhere Man]

This thread reminds me its time for the new Cliff Richard calendar!

[Buelligan]

I'm thinking of getting one done to be sent as Christmas present. Picture of a different member of the ERG/Brexiteer for each month.

Jan - Priti Patel (what better way of starting the year)
Feb - Sir Desmond Swayne
Mar - Jacob Rees Mogg (What better than speccy four eyes gurning out at you as we fall out of the EU)
Apr - IBS
May - Sir Peter Bone
June - Bernard Jenkin
July - Phillip Holobone
Aug - Andrea Jenkyns
Sept - David Davis
Oct - Nadine Dories
Nov - Sir Bill Cash
Dec - John Redwood (2019 ends with a bang with the enigmatic faux Welshman)

I'd like the photographs to be partnered with uplifting sayings like

There will be no downside to Brexit, only a considerable upside.

We could have two referendums. As it happens it might make more sense to have the second referendum after the renegotiation is completed.

The government were well aware Ireland will face significant issues in a no-deal scenario. Why hasn't this point been pressed home during the negotiations?

[studpuppet]

This thread reminds me its time for the new Cliff Richard calendar!

January: