Oh Dear, I'm Incredibly Drunk

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I've just had 3 babychams, followed by no less than two glasses of egg nog. I'm supposed to be getting up at 6: 30 am tomorrow, not sure if I'm going to make that.Ah, well. ( might be lying about the quantities drunk, and, indeed, the actual liquids I've imbibed ).

Post your tales of auditioning for the role of bassist with Babes In Toyland here.

[wosl]

might be lying about the quantities drunk

Lying is fine for this sort of caper.

[Bennett Brauer]

Always thought Lisa was a Cherry B man.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Also, I tried complaining about our receptionist today, but my boss just looked at me like I'm a cunt, or something.

[Cuellar]

Golly, two posts (drunk!) and no mention of the big JC!!!

_{Jesus Christ}

[oooft]

just looked at me like I'm a cunt, or something.

There's a lot of that going about - Something in the wine I think.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I mean, I *am* A cunt, I'm an awful, terrible human being, but that's hardly the point, is it ? If our fucking 12 year old receptionist thinks it's acceptable to say fucking shit like " Lisa, where is your energy ? " when I'm walking past her fucking desk, then I've got a right to go and have a word with my boss about it, without her looking at me like I've just said " You don't mind if I throw matey girl across her desk and anally rape her, do you , Missus ?". Fuck's sake.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Think I might just carry on drinking all night now, then go into work really early tomorrow morning, and call my boss all the cunts under the sun. I did something similar when I was working in top Lithuanian capital Vilnius, and things worked out fine ( I got sacked ).

[oooft]

Think I might just carry on drinking all night now, then go into work really early tomorrow morning, and call my boss all the cunts under the sun. I did something similar when I was working in top Lithuanian capital Vilnius, and things worked out fine ( I got sacked ).

Nah, I wouldn't, you'll end up crashing about 5.30 and sleep in.

[Mr_Simnock]

If our fucking 12 year old receptionist thinks it's acceptable to say fucking shit like " Lisa, where is your energy ? " when I'm walking past her fucking desk, then I've got a right to go and have a word with my boss about it

The only way this is ending is that receptionist chopped up in Lisa's freezer

[Glebe]

Watch out for that hangover mate!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I've already seen it- it's not that funny a film, but I quite like Ed Helms' performance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Christ.

[Sin Agog]

Golly, two posts (drunk!) and no mention of the big JC!!!

_{Jesus Christ}

I've already seen it- it's not that funny a film, but I quite like Ed Helms' performance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Christ.

There he is.

What's Vilnius like?  Half my family have moved up there, but it sounds too grim to visit.  First Christmas without seeing my half-sister since she was born.

[canadagoose]

Golly, two posts (drunk!) and no mention of the big JC!!!

It's not looking good for him.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Vilnius is actually a really nice, picturesque city  albeit a bit on the small side and fucking freezing at this time of year, it'll be something .ike - 30 now, of the three Baltic states, However, I would rank it in third place, after Tallinn and Riga. Also  the people of Vilnius are the most miserable bunch of cunts I've ever come across, although the former Mayor of not Vilnius, but some fucking town just outside Vilnius, was quite decent to me, a top Terri Garr lookalike and a great bunch of lasses, so she was. I was also going to mention this top 18 year old girl I ued to know, when I was living there, but she was fucking Russian, not Lithuanian.
Maybe I should stop drinking now ( for tonight, not for good ) ( should probably stop drinking for good mind you, it might be for the best )., but I don't think I'm going go through with my brilliant plan of  calling  my boss a bunch of cunts now. I might tell the receptionist to fuck off if she comes out with one more fucking sarky comment with that stupid fucking grin plastered all over her fucking gormless face, though prior to waiting for her outside work, kidnapping her then chopping her up and bunging the bits in my freezer.

[Golden E. Pump]

This is, like, the director's commentary of drunken threads.

[Sin Agog]

Vilnius is actually a really nice, picturesque city  albeit a bit on the small side and fucking freezing at this time of year, it'll be something .ike - 30 now, of the three Baltic states, However, I would rank it in third place, after Tallinn and Riga. Also  the people of Vilnius are the most miserable bunch of cunts I've ever come across, although the former Mayor of not Vilnius, but some fucking town just outside Vilnius, was quite decent to me, a top Terri Garr lookalike and a great bunch of lasses, so she was. I was also going to mention this top 18 year old girl I ued to know, when I was living there, but she was fucking Russian, not Lithuanian.
Maybe I should stop drinking now ( for tonight, not for good ) ( should probably stop drinking for good mind you, it might be for the best )., but I don't think I'm going go through with my brilliant plan of  calling  my boss a bunch of cunts now. I might tell the receptionist to fuck off if she comes out with one more fucking sarky comment with that stupid fucking grin plastered all over her fucking gormless face, though prior to waiting for her outside work, kidnapping her then chopping her up and bunging the bits in my freezer.

Cheers for the intel. Apparently everyone there's been looking at them like they've contracted leprosy of the plague every time they walk the dog.  Might just wait until they all either freeze to death or come home.  Also, I reckon I'd feel pretty uncomfortable going to a place whose idea of ethnic diversity is Jonas the milkman who has a reddish-brown birthmark on his left hand.

[pancreas]

Honestly, you have no FUCKING CLUE.

I have already broken one set of glasses.

[Mister Six]

call my boss all the cunts under the sun

I am very much enjoying this phrase. It keeps turning around in my head and I can't seem to get bored of it. So I'm glad you got that on here before your inevitable arrest and incarceration/execution. Ta!

[Kryton]

Honestly, you have no FUCKING CLUE.

I have already broken one set of glasses.

How did you snap your gegs?

[pancreas]

Sat on them or something. Fuck, I'm hung-over.

[thenoise]

I mean, I *am* A cunt, I'm an awful, terrible human being, but that's hardly the point, is it ? If our fucking 12 year old receptionist thinks it's acceptable to say fucking shit like " Lisa, where is your energy ? "

Have you tried getting a bit more sleep?

[thenoise]

p.s. you aren't a cunt but you have gone a bit 'funny' lately.  Call in sick, ring your GP and see if you can't get yourself signed off for a couple of weeks with stress or depression or something like that.

[drummersaredeaf]

Aye, and don't call your boss or receptionist a cunt, and drink less. Christmas is either a harrowing load of old pish or a great time. Booze is only going to enhance the misery if you're down, and you seem on a fairly self destructive bent at the minute.