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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #300 on: January 08, 2019, 05:53:15 PM »
If you work at an airport the easiest way to shirk off is just to report a drone...

But I'm sure this one at Heathrow is totes legit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46803713

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #301 on: January 08, 2019, 06:00:29 PM »
Holy shit! I never occurred to me that once Gatwick became saturated with police and anti-drone measures, the perpetrators would simply move on to another London airport. The evil geniuses!

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #302 on: January 08, 2019, 06:01:33 PM »
I feel sorry for the people getting their flights fucked around, but I still laughed at the stupidity of it all.

is this happening anywhere else?

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #303 on: January 08, 2019, 06:06:00 PM »
Hope they keep it going for a few weeks so my trip to Mexico gets kiboshed.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #304 on: January 08, 2019, 06:26:50 PM »
I feel sorry for the people getting their flights fucked around, but I still laughed at the stupidity of it all.

is this happening anywhere else?

Working round from Gatwick to Heathrow all depends if they go M40 for Birmingham or M1 for Luton

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #305 on: January 08, 2019, 06:46:37 PM »
I hope drones have self-recharging capabilities so they can stay at the airport forever like Tom Hanks.  Kind of ruins it if they have to keep coming home in between.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #306 on: January 08, 2019, 07:14:00 PM »
Could someone get a picture of it this time please?

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #307 on: January 08, 2019, 07:17:03 PM »
I assume the police have their drones there now, adding to it all.  It's good!

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #308 on: January 08, 2019, 07:20:11 PM »
And who will look for the police drones?

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #309 on: January 08, 2019, 07:31:08 PM »
And who will look for the police drones?

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #310 on: January 08, 2019, 07:35:56 PM »
May's just lost another big vote in parliament and a drone appears and grabs the headlines again!


It's her isnt it? She's crouched in a bush with a remote control.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #311 on: January 08, 2019, 07:59:34 PM »
I hope drones have self-recharging capabilities so they can stay at the airport forever

A permanent presence, blending into the background, an ambient drone.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #312 on: January 08, 2019, 08:01:09 PM »
May's just lost another big vote in parliament and a drone appears and grabs the headlines again!


It's her isnt it? She's crouched in a bush with a remote control.

You are obsessed with Theresa May crouching in bushes.  She’s only ever going to do it for her husband, biggy.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #313 on: January 08, 2019, 08:31:02 PM »
I feel sorry for the people getting their flights fucked around, but I still laughed at the stupidity of it all.

is this happening anywhere else?

I'm glad I flew out yesterday. I'm NOT RETURNING FUCKERS

Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #314 on: January 08, 2019, 09:55:51 PM »
Magine a drone just came up to you and started sucking you off

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #315 on: January 08, 2019, 10:00:52 PM »
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A couple of hours after the first reports of a drone in the skies above Heathrow, it was business as usual in the Terminal 5 departure lounge - in a low blow to Gatwick, one member of staff told me it's because "we're a good airport".

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #316 on: January 08, 2019, 10:05:04 PM »
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in a low blow to Gatwick, one member of staff told me "Gatwick, Shatwick".

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #317 on: January 08, 2019, 10:37:29 PM »
an ambient drone.

Moon Safari gets on my tits too

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #318 on: January 08, 2019, 10:45:06 PM »
Magine a drone just came up to you and started sucking you off


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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #319 on: January 08, 2019, 10:46:57 PM »
You are obsessed with Theresa May crouching in bushes.  She’s only ever going to do it for her husband, biggy.

I bet you'd like to fly Theresa May over Heathrow Airport whilst crouching in a bush wouldn't you you dirty old bollocks.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #320 on: January 08, 2019, 11:27:55 PM »
YOUR BLOCKED! (gastrically)

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #321 on: January 08, 2019, 11:28:45 PM »
I bet you'd like to fly Theresa May over Heathrow Airport whilst crouching in a bush wouldn't you you dirty old bollocks.

Always trying to twist your own fetishes onto me.

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Re: Drones kill Christmas
« Reply #322 on: January 08, 2019, 11:42:59 PM »
Magine a drone just came up to you and started sucking you off