PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Sophia Howard, former page 3 girl and a regular fixture of them "lads mags" they had back in the day. Retired a good few years ago.

Yep, she used to be to Zoo/ Nuts what Alfred E. Neuman was to " Mad" Magazine. She's from Southport, y'know.

That's another fucking brilliant post to start a new page. I'm racking 'em up today
( Hey, racking 'em up! That's an appropriate verb for this forum, eh, readers?)

[willpurry]

Retired from getting them out for nuts - Beverley Pilkington

[BlodwynPig]

I wanna see some blokes. Enjoyed The Incredibles 2 last night:



Ah Bob, you handsome dork. Not got the RFH for the CGI version though, that would be weird.

Robson and Jerome?

[Blue Jam]

I don't know about that, but cor...



...doesn't Kevin Costner look like Tony Blair?

[willpurry]

Some ladies might find Mel Gibson dashing in his work for 'Peter Christian'.

[Blue Jam]

Nope, never could see the appeal of Mel Gibson. Not even before he got cancelled (and then somehow bounced back).

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Some ladies might find Mel Gibson dashing in his work for 'Peter Christian'.

oh noooooooo

[Tony Tony Tony]

Retired from getting them out for nuts - Beverley Pilkington

Feck me that's an amazing image. Eleven pence for a bag of nuts. I'm havin some of that.

[Blue Jam]

And here's something us chaps think da honeyz is liking for perving purposes...

Further to this, it's funny to see MGTOWs and incels and MRAs rant about how all women just want "Chads" when if you just look at the celebs lots of women fancy it's the likes of Benedict Cumberbatch and Eddie Rednayne and Ryan "Rodders" Gosling. Or at least it would be funny if ithese guys weren't so angry and frightening.

^{I do like Daniel Craig though.}

Also someone here once photoshopped that image above to give Daniel Craig the head of Egg Wallace. In this magnificent thread. Sadly the image has been lost with TinyPic but I for one will never be able to unsee it. It has scarred me for life.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Roger Moore was sexier.

[Blue Jam]

Roger Moore was a great bunch of lads. "Roger Moore" is also a very sexy name. While he doesn't really do it for me sexwise I think he may actually be my favourite Bond.

Going to watch Moonraker today, incidentally.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

it's funny to see MGTOWs and incels and MRAs rant about how all women just want "Chads" when if you just look at the celebs lots of women fancy it's the likes of Benedict Cumberbatch and Eddie Rednayne

Women are attracted to powerful posh boys as well?

[poo]

Way this thread should work.

1. Post picture sexy person

2. If you must, respond with one of the following:
   
a) Phwoarr, would mind a go on that mate!

or

b) Wouldn't touch it with yours mate!


Fucking end of.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I fancy trumpet lady Yazz Ahmed.

[chveik]

ooh yes me too. very talented and gorgeous

[kalowski]

I fancy trumpet lady Yazz Ahmed.

Where's your cut off?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Wouldn't touch it with yours, mate.

[Blue Jam]

Professor MacLeish:

[Sebastian Cobb]

Seeing him as basically Malcolm Tucker means I have to believe he'd be very angry between the sheets.

[Hand Solo]

Look a bit like CalpolDaddy, which puts another entirely different drugged drowsy slant to things.

[Blue Jam]

I wish all my university tutors had been like Professor MacLeish. I'd go to one of his weird Darty Parties. I could play Helen alright.

[pigamus]

Way this thread should work.

1. Post picture sexy person

2. If you must, respond with one of the following:
   
a) Phwoarr, would mind a go on that mate!

or

b) Wouldn't touch it with yours mate!


Fucking end of.

You're just annoyed because you posted Alicia Witt in a dressing gown and you thought nobody noticed.

But they did.

[Gulftastic]

When I need trombone, my dog is handy, but when I want sax, I call Candy, Candy, Candy

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

You trombone your dog? Dirty cunt.

[willpurry]

[Butchers Blind]

I like all these ladies blowing on a large instrument.


^{Hope that falls in line with how this thread is done.}

[Tony Tony Tony]

I like all these ladies blowing on a large instrument.

On this occasion the lady is blowing on an instrument much larger than that of Willpurry's... and she has a vaguely goth sex vibe, huh?

[monkfromhavana]

She looks like Lesley Joseph.

[Tony Tony Tony]

She looks like Lesley Joseph.

In that case, PHWOOOOAAAAARRR.

[Better Midlands]

Women are attracted to powerful posh boys as well?