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PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

Started by 303, December 21, 2018, 11:28:05 AM

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pigamus



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52678920

"My job is very important as I maintain wastewater pumping"


Tony Tony Tony

Just in case, here's Dom R in his boxing days... Powerful and posh. Touch his ministerial red box and he may well knock you out.



Bazooka

Quote from: pigamus on May 25, 2020, 10:13:18 AM


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52678920

"My job is very important as I maintain wastewater pumping"

She can pump my waste water.....writes itself.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: monkfromhavana on May 25, 2020, 08:14:54 AM
She looks like Lesley Joseph.

I actually thought that *was* Leslie Joseph. Isn't that Leslie Joseph ( in a slightly airbrushed picture) ?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Bazooka on May 25, 2020, 10:35:03 AM
She can pump my waste water.....writes itself.

She's an electrician

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Gulftastic on May 24, 2020, 07:58:56 PM
When I need trombone, my dog is handy, but when I want sax, I call Candy, Candy, Candy



Ah, dear old Candy Dulfer. Age shall not whither her.
She can...erm...play saxophone for me any time she likes.
Actually, no she can't, I don't particularly like to listen to the saxophone being played. There are no good recordings involving a saxophone ( maybe one or two Cravats songs). Well, she can just stand there looking all attractive in that young* AnnMargaret way any time she likes.
* She's about my age now, so her attractiveness really is an impressive feat. Well done Candy Dulfer, I say.

BlodwynPig

You are a dickhead Lisa... all songs can be improved by saxophone or flute

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

" Oh Bondage, Up Yours". That makes nifty use of the saxophone as well too, I suppose.

pigamus


Bazooka

Quote from: BlodwynPig on May 25, 2020, 11:34:24 AM
She's an electrician

Yeah and without her nobody would be able to pump your waste water, terrible tradeist attitudes of days gone by.

Butchers Blind

Even though she probably comes home stinking of week old bins in summer each night, you would.

pigamus

Bin juice is my Kryptonite

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Butchers Blind on May 25, 2020, 03:02:18 PM
Even though she probably comes home stinking of week old bins in summer each night, you would.

I don't think it's healthy for anyone to take their work home with them.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: poo on May 24, 2020, 06:13:06 PM
Way this thread should work.

1. Post picture sexy person

2. If you must, respond with one of the following:
   
a) Phwoarr, would mind a go on that mate!

or

b) Wouldn't touch it with yours mate!


Fucking end of.

LOLRANDOM

poo


GoblinAhFuckScary



John Hurt is terribly, achingly beautiful in Love and Death on Long Island

Gulftastic

Ariadna Majewska. I think she's a model from Poland.




Fucking hell. Seriously. Fucking hell.

Johnny Yesno


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Gulftastic on May 25, 2020, 07:14:39 PM
Ariadna Majewska. I think she's a model from Poland.




Fucking hell. Seriously. Fucking hell.

This lady is very attractive.


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: poo on May 25, 2020, 07:40:13 PM
Cheers cunt

Bananarama in 1982  given immediate order to rewrite by radio- airplay craving manager.

Butchers Blind

Quote from: Gulftastic on May 25, 2020, 07:14:39 PM
Ariadna Majewska. I think she's a model from Poland.



Nice but I don't think she's got the hang of the chair and table thing.

Captain Z

She's just dipping her toes in to make sure it's not too hot to sit on.

Head Gardener


Chollis



Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Alamy Stock is very pretty.

Quote from: Gulftastic on May 25, 2020, 07:14:39 PM
Ariadna Majewska. I think she's a model from Poland.




Fucking hell. Seriously. Fucking hell.

I've met this girl. She's one of my ex's cousin's mates.

Tony Tony Tony

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on May 26, 2020, 08:45:29 PM
I've met this girl. She's one of my ex's cousin's mates.

You gonna kiss and tell, you filthy swine?

Alas, I don't have much to tell. We were introduced, we probably said about four more words to each other over the course of the evening and that was about it. Partly due to the language barrier, partly due to my ex likely cutting my bollocks off if I spent too long talking to other women.