PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Were the four words in Polish or English? Come on, man, we need more juicy details!  She's certainly a lady who all the fellers would give a " big 'Gosh!' "* towards, were they to see her walking down the street.
( * wordplay joke based on Polish foodstuff)

KURVA DOSKONOLA NOVA STRANA

[chveik]

she's an influencer, so for ethical reasons I can't find her attractive

[Chollis]

She's certainly influencing something in my nether regions!

[Spiteface]

Japaese gravure model drumming along to Green Day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68CXRFrx-3M

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

She isn't very good at playing the drums :(

[Tony Tony Tony]

Phwoarr... wouldn't mind a go on her big bass drum

[Tony Tony Tony]

Here she is beating a drum again...



She could beat my... etc

[Abnormal Palm]

I would like to 'snare' her and appreciate a 'rimshot' while she put a 'drumstick' up my 'arsehole'.

[Chollis]

I'd certainly give up paradiddling kids if she was around!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'd like to give her a bouquet of flowers while blushing slightly, then give her a little peck on the cheek ( if she let me), but wouldn't mention anything about her drumming skills, which I really don't think are all that.

or possibly say she was a brilliant drummer, if that meant I could get fingers and tops.

[Prison Biscuits]

the buttocks

[rue the polywhirl]

I wouldn't mind her having a go on my Moby Dick (cover version that I am working on). Afterwards I would give her a Pearl necklace (necklace with a logo of Pearl Drum manufacturer on it).

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

the buttocks

Cheeky!

[MinnieTimperley]

Can someone put me down for Mary Elizabeth Winstead please. Her of Fargo S3 fame. An A1 body and a face to match. Superb actor too, can someone post a pick. I believe ewan McGregor left his wife for her.

[Fr.Bigley]

I'll take Anne Widdicome....to Switzerland. One way.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Were the four words in Polish or English? Come on, man, we need more juicy details!  She's certainly a lady who all the fellers would give a " big 'Gosh!' "* towards, were they to see her walking down the street.
( * wordplay joke based on Polish foodstuff)

KURVA DOSKONOLA NOVA STRANA

Be careful folks. This poster has joined this forum to collect anecdotes about fleetingly meeting beautiful women who'd later turn out to become models and social media influencers. I suspect he will use our posts as a masturbatory aid. If you see him posting again, please inform a moderator.

[popcorn]

Be careful folks. This poster has joined this forum to collect anecdotes about fleetingly meeting beautiful women who'd later turn out to become models and social media influencers. I suspect he will use our posts as a masturbatory aid. If you see him posting again, please inform a moderator.

I can't remember the post where this meme came from but I assume it was found to be groundless, right?

[chveik]

yes.

[popcorn]

Well that's disappointing.

[Abnormal Palm]

Yeah Buelligan got some unfair stick for it but it was actually Janie Jones.

[Dex Sawash]

I can't remember the post where this meme came from but I assume it was found to be groundless, right?

Regular poster posting under sock account to ask for advice for friend who had been abused/assaulted/raped. Standard CaB practice for Wank fodder help with sensitive subject.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Can someone put me down for Mary Elizabeth Winstead please. Her of Fargo S3 fame. An A1 body and a face to match. Superb actor too, can someone post a pick. I believe ewan McGregor left his wife for her.

Happy to oblige.



Phwoarrr... I'd give her the contents of my sack any day.

[MinnieTimperley]

I mean CHRIST ❤

[El Unicornio, mang]

Ariadna Majewska. I think she's a model from Poland.




Fucking hell. Seriously. Fucking hell.

Damn there's a lot of quality pics of her posing on google images. I was in Poland last November and she's certainly not untypical. The blokes there are all hideous though for some reason.

[MinnieTimperley]

They all.have enormous willys I'm told. Makes sense I spose

[Pingers]

They all.have enormous willys I'm told. Makes sense I spose

I'm not sure drinking lots of 11% lager inflates your chap but it's an experiment I'm willing to embark on.

[Tony Tony Tony]

I'm not sure drinking lots of 11% lager inflates your chap but it's an experiment I'm willing to embark on.

I have tried it and I now have an 8" member.

Mind you it was a throbbing 10" before I started on the sauce.

[drummersaredeaf]

Twitch[nb]Makes me twitch etc[nb]Bet it does etc[/nb][/nb] streamer Marzzzzzy.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Phwoarr. Wouldn't mind streaming all over her

[Sebastian Cobb]

Wouldn't mind her thanking me for my donation.