PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[willpurry]

Cosplayer Liechee.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Is she pretending to be the pair of gardening shears?

[Abnormal Palm]

Saw her in Tales of the Unexpected the other day. She was magnificent. So alluring, desperate, mental.

[Captain Z]

Cosplayer Liechee.

Come on, the raisin puns were eight pages ago.

[MinnieTimperley]

Is she pretending to be the pair of gardening shears?

Oh god  Shoulders is in 😲 At least try mate. Ffs

[Tony Tony Tony]

Cosplayer Liechee.

Phwoarr... I would pollinate her petunias any day of the week. (Except Sunday of course, that's reserved for the Lords bidding)

[Blue Jam]

Oh god  Shoulders is in 😲 At least try mate. Ffs

Yes Shoulders, let's see who you fancy so we can sneer at your questionable taste in humans for once.

(seriously, who is sexy gardening lady meant to be cosplaying as? One of the Desperate Housewives?)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

She appears to be cosplaying " A Gardener". Bit unambitious.

[Prison Biscuits]

she can garden me world til its curly

i wouldn't mind alaning her titchmarsh

she can don my monty and spin on it

she can throw my percy out of the goddamn car window

garden

[Butchers Blind]

I would like to have sex with her.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'd eat her compost.

[Prison Biscuits]

I'd certainly take her advice on insecticidal soaps to use in combating aphid infestations

[El Unicornio, mang]

https://youtu.be/f-VkS19lHVY?t=11

Polina Dubkova, if you must know

And closer to home, this Sheffield horse lady

https://www.instagram.com/erinwilliams_1

[kalowski]

She could feed my carrot (penis) to her pony (vagina).

[Pingers]

And closer to home, this Sheffield horse lady

https://www.instagram.com/erinwilliams_1

Welcome to Norkshire


Goodness me though.

[Johnny Yesno]

She isn't very good at playing the drums :(

The timing goes a bit awry in a couple of places but otherwise she's a decent drummer. Reading from a score, I notice.

[Pingers]

Come on, the raisin puns were eight pages ago.

Laughed

[Pingers]

(seriously, who is sexy gardening lady meant to be cosplaying as?

Kenneth Williams

[Tony Tony Tony]

I would like to have sex with her.

Come on BB be more ambitious. You could at least imply that if you did have sexual Congress with the lady in question it would deffo be up the Gary Glitter.

[Better Midlands]

Spanish actress Marta Milans.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

She can look a bit like the young Gwen Taylor ( in her RWT prime) for me anytime she likes!

[ImmaculateClump]

(seriously, who is sexy gardening lady meant to be cosplaying as?

Is it maybe Penelope Keith from the good life?

[Abnormal Palm]

Spanish actress Marta Milans.

I consider myself as respectful as the next guy but I have to say I would wear her cunt as a hat.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

sneer

Um...it was a surreal comment about gardening shears, there was no value judgement about the person in the pic one way or another, least of all sneering.

A non-secateur, I'm afraid.

I haven't fancied anyone new for ages so can't offer anyone up for perusal, soz.

[pigamus]

"Sexy garden lady" made me think of the very beautiful Rachel de Thame - battling cancer at the minute, sadly.

[Johnny Yesno]

"Sexy garden lady" made me think of the very beautiful Rachel de Thame - battling cancer at the minute, sadly.

I would certainly like her to get well soon.

Lads.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Let's not forget the original sexy garden lady Charlie Dimock looking distinctly Amazonian here in her prime. As a youth I wouldn't have minded a go in her lady garden

[MinnieTimperley]

Always a bit too Ray Parlour for me. Shes 34 stone now too Tony Tony Tony, imagine if you'd married her. We none of us can hold back the hands of time.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Here's sexy gardening lady at cosplay again.

Still can't work out who she is supposed to be so I'm off to beat my bat

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I think she's supposed to be that woman who's inherited that hotel in " The Beyond"at the end of the film, but she's spoiling the effect by looking far too happy about things. Bit unprofessional.