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PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

Started by 303, December 21, 2018, 11:28:05 AM

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vainsharpdad

I seem to have killed the thread - and there's me thinking this place was bastion of liberal equal opportunities perving.

I'll go for something old-school instead.






Johnny Yesno

Quote from: vainsharpdad on June 03, 2020, 02:44:54 PM
there's me thinking this place was bastion of liberal equal opportunities perving.


It is, and it's good to see that this lady's lack of legs hasn't put you off.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Blue Jam on June 03, 2020, 12:49:38 AM
I guess they're fine if that's the look you're going for. I'd find a new surgeon tho.

I deffo reckon noticeably fake is becoming more common as a perceived status symbol.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on June 03, 2020, 06:18:02 PM
I deffo reckon noticeably fake is becoming more common as a perceived status symbol.

It's been that way for some time.

Tony Tony Tony

Torn on finding this hotties father is a billionaire....



But that billionaire is Donald Trump.

Donald Trump doesn't seem to mind.

El Unicornio, mang

Some spectacular wildlife on Springwatch this year


Tony Tony Tony

Phwoarr.. she gets me twitching and no mistake

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I'd like to trim her foliage and no mistake

Edit: Shit, that's gardening isn't it. I'd like to, erm, study her Coal Tits or something?
And no mistake

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

I think It's quite sweet of TTT to actually use the word " Phwoarr" in his post, thus reminding us all of the original purpose of this thread. Well done , TTT!

Twonty Gostelow

I'm not keen on women tilting their head to one side for a photo. Makes them look far too fond of themselves.

AsparagusTrevor

Quote from: Twonty Gostelow on June 05, 2020, 10:47:07 AMI'm not keen on women tilting their head to one side for a photo. Makes them look far too fond of themselves.
I dunno, my cat does it and she has major self-esteem issues.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Twonty Gostelow on June 05, 2020, 10:47:07 AM
I'm not keen on women tilting their head to one side for a photo. Makes them look far too fond of themselves.

Or like confused dogs.

Tony Tony Tony



Jane Warner. Supposedly the model on the cover of Jilly Cooper's Riders.

Back in the day when head tilting was outlawed.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain


Tony Tony Tony



Here it is covered up then, happy now?

Blue Jam

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on June 05, 2020, 10:56:31 AM
Or like confused dogs.

Beat me to it. One of my neighbours has a very cute dog who sits by their front door, watching people through the glass. I like to do a head-tilt at him because he usually does a head-tilt back at me. It's cute.

He doesn't give me the RFH though.

Blue Jam

Quote from: Tony Tony Tony on June 05, 2020, 12:08:35 PM


Here it is covered up then, happy now?

Anyone else looking at that and imagining a posh gravelly voice going "Camilla..."?

(hands aren't gouty enough, I know)


Blue Jam

Oh good work, Jerzy!

*heave*

Tony Tony Tony

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on June 05, 2020, 02:41:00 PM


A right rollicking read, five stars (Times Literary Supplement)

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Pingers

^ brilliant, proper laughed


Head Gardener



filmmaker/comedian Josie Marcellino

idunnosomename


Tony Tony Tony

Phwoarr... I'd definitely crack one out over her and no mistake

Pingers


Johnny Yesno



I don't approve of guns but bloody hell...

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

She can fist me any time she likes!


Hang on a minute...