PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[Blue Jam]

No, a cougar is an older woman who dates much younger men.

Maybe a hot older woman is just a hot older woman.

[pigamus]

Which one's an ocelot?

[ImmaculateClump]

I'll sound like Snoop Dogg if I start calling women HOWs!
Is it a bit of a derogatory term? I assumed it was common parlance at this stage. I can remember Davina McCall proudly referring to herself as a milf.
Not that I'd ever say it in real life or anything, but I'm still interested to know.

[Butchers Blind]

Hooray for 50 year old women.  It's the new 40.

[bgmnts]

No, a cougar is an older woman who dates much younger men.

Maybe a hot older woman is just a hot older woman.

I suppose I always just used them interchangeably.

Maybe its Silk.

[ImmaculateClump]

Izzi and Ellie, the sisters from gogglebox.



I love how dramatic and expressive their faces are and how they roll their eyes and over-enunciate every word.
Find it strangely alluring when they start fighting over the last chicken nugget in the box (not a euphemism for my winky).

[All Surrogate]

Arad Winwin.

[popcorn]

Pong! Whiff! Nasty niff!

[earl_sleek]

He looks like a big baby.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Look at his tits.

[Blue Jam]

Pong! Whiff! Nasty niff!

Funnily enough I just did a Google image search for a nice pic of Michael Mando's muscles to post up here and I discovered that a site called Wikifeet exists. Er, no thanks, I don't want that in my browsing history.

Anyway, lovely Nacho:

[Johnny Yesno]

Funnily enough I just did a Google image search for a nice pic of Michael Mando's muscles to post up here and I discovered that a site called Wikifeet exists. Er, no thanks, I don't want that in my browsing history.

Just switch to a private browser window / incognito mode then it won't appear in your browsing history.

[Blue Jam]

Just switch to a private browser window / incognito mode then it won't appear in your browsing history.

Hahahaha... No, really I'm indifferent to feet. Don't find them especially ugly, don't find them sexy either. Don't really get foot fetishists but each to their own.

[Johnny Yesno]

Hahahaha... No, really I'm indifferent to feet. Don't find them especially ugly, don't find them sexy either. Don't really get foot fetishists but each to their own.

Don't tell anyone but *whisper whisper* _{it's a euphemism}.

[Blue Jam]

I'm not quite sure how that works- feet aren't really phallic are they? Even if they were I don't think Quentin Tarantino is into willies.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

If you had a 9 inch big toe that might be a bit phallic.

[Head Gardener]

[Johnny Yesno]

'Phwooar! I like to look at a cunt really close up.'
'That's not a magnifying glass, mate.'

[Head Gardener]

eh?

[Dex Sawash]

GIS says " pinterest best cute celeb couples photos 2020"

[Bently Sheds]

Is that Polanski? Isn't she a bit old for him?

[Head Gardener]

Is that Polanski? Isn't she a bit old for him?

it is Polanski - and Sharon Tate

[Famous Mortimer]

That new Batwoman. Cor blimey, etc.

[Epic Bisto]

A selection of cute Euro-crumpet:


The wonderfully named Dutch cyclist Puck Moonen



A German lass from Instagram named Janina

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Very nice, I'd strap her onto my helmet, etc

[Tony Tony Tony]

There is only one Debbie Harry

[dex]

A selection of cute Euro-crumpet:


The wonderfully named Dutch cyclist Puck Moonen



A German lass from Instagram named Janina

Daaaaaeeeemmm! They'd both be taken for a ride by the time yada yada yada...

[poo]

Janina is gorgeous - more pls???

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There is only one Debbie Harry

Good lord, does that woman know her tuppence is hanging out?

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

The wonderfully named Dutch cyclist Puck Moonen

Winner by default of this year's Tour de France after the entire rest of the field distractedly rode off the edge of a cliff.