PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[bgmnts]

The idea of pretty people doing things freaks me out a bit.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

It's almost like they're just human beings! Almost.

[pigamus]

Puckin 'ell.

[Epic Bisto]

Janina is gorgeous - more pls???

https://www.instagram.com/janina_f.p

[Tony Tony Tony]

If this is the type of guy that Puck goes for I'm in with a chance....

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

That's her Dad. He's just brought over her sandwiches and Vimto.

[pigamus]

James May is punching seriously above his weight there

[Butchers Blind]

Gets my wheels spinning.

[Tony Tony Tony]

She could try my hard helmet for size any day.

Plus she could ride me like a second hand bike.

[earl_sleek]

I'd like to pump her til we both tire.

[Bazooka]

I wouldn't disqualify her in bed.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I can guarantee that at least one of her road crew has sniffed her bike seat at some point. Perk of the job, innit.

[All Surrogate]

Phillip Picardi, former editor of Out magazine.



Stupidly handsome.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Plus she could ride me like a second hand bike.

Wouldn't mind her peddling my ears, like.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Sure would really, really enjoy having sex with that woman I tell you what (...with a bicycle leaned against the wall in the corner of the room).

[Butchers Blind]

I can guarantee that at least one of her road crew has sniffed her bike seat at some point. Perk of the job, innit.

Thats no way to talk about her mimsy.

[DistressedArea]

Winner by default of this year's Tour de France after the entire rest of the field distractedly rode off the edge of a cliff.

Lot of photoshop there, they've clearly edited out the long queue of frustrated motorists. Without digital flattery she's basically the Nokia snake, which is NOT attractive.

[pigamus]

Well I'd happily search for a hole in her inner tube any day of the week!

[Dannyhood91]

Boswell

[ElTwopo]

They've all got a yellow jersey by the time etc...

[Twonty Gostelow]

I wouldn't report her if she drove on my pavement.

[monkfromhavana]

I'd love to put my Spokey Dokeys between her spokes.

[dex]

She could cadence with my cranks

[Bazooka]

More like Tour de Fuck.

[bgmnts]

Wouldn't mind having sex with her.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Wouldn't mind having sex with her.

Get out.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I'd wank into her hair if she was sleeping and/or drunk.

[Better Midlands]

I'd wank into her hair if she was sleeping and/or drunk.

The CAB Milk Race.

[pigamus]

I used to really fancy Holly Aird.

[monkfromhavana]

The woman off the cod liver oil advert.