PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[Butchers Blind]

How are you supposed to have sex with the Honda NSX? You'd burn your willy on the exhaust pipe.

I'm sorry, but I really don't like this analogy.

NSFW

[Spiteface]

What's HLA?

https://youtu.be/xinLivR8Sp0

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

NSFW

I knew before I clicked on it what it was. One of my favourites, with oh so many questions. Where is he? Who is taking the photograph? Why does he look so unhappy? Did he have a hard on during insertion, or did he squeeze a semi into the pipe? Is he going to fuck it to completion?

[kalowski]

I knew before I clicked on it what it was. One of my favourites, with oh so many questions. Where is he? Who is taking the photograph? Why does he look so unhappy? Did he have a hard on during insertion, or did he squeeze a semi into the pipe? Is he going to fuck it to completion?

Is the exhaust pipe hot?

[seepage]

How are you supposed to have sex with the Honda NSX? You'd burn your willy on the exhaust pipe.

My neighbour does this with his Subaru Impreza WRX every other day and there's no sign of him stopping yet.

[Dex Sawash]

Andre the Giant's had some work done and all

Not only do I need to turn myself in to the objectification police in GB by posting this in the guffaw thread, I have to make up a story to tell my wife why i am pissing myself.

[willpurry]

Carol Exbrayat has just kneed Mr Bennett off "Take Hart" in the bollocks.

[Captain Z]

Some wonderful news about shoulders

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Looks like Helen Skelton.





On steroids.

[Twonty Gostelow]

Looks like Helen Skelton.

Have you got blisters on your fingers?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I don't get it.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I don't get it.

Beatles reference, innit?

[Tony Tony Tony]

Apologies at posting this again (was previously in Oscillations) but I reckon it stands up to a repost.

Before the advent of That's What I Call Music albums these were very popular. Can't think why.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ Fred and Rose West were actually quite a pair of lookers back in the day.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Beatles reference, innit?

Oh right, I get it now. I thought it was about wanking or something at first.

[El Unicornio, mang]

^ Fred and Rose West were actually quite a pair of lookers back in the day.

Rose, yeah

[non capisco]

The Mungo Jerry/Sleeper collaboration no-one asked for.

Or was it Mungo Jerry and Paul McCartney?

[Twonty Gostelow]

Oh right, I get it now. I thought it was about wanking or something at first.

It was both. Bunch of bleedin' wind-up merchants rahnd 'ere.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh, you!

[rue the polywhirl]

Definitely get more of a cheeky David Walliams vibe with that photo, inviting a much younger female fan back to his dressing room for VIP treatment.

[Poobum]

Leanne Macomber of Young Ejecta. Music is pretty good too.

[pigamus]

Martha Freud

[poo]

👍

[Pingers]

Annie Murphy's smile does strange and unusual things to me

[Pink Gregory]

LA LA LA LA LA LA

A LITTLE BIT ALEXIS!

[Better Midlands]

Martha Freud

She could overwork my clay.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I didn't realise Paul McCartney was in a relationship with Fred West. Kept that quiet.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Martha Freud

Freudian tit slip

[pigamus]

Emma is her... aunt I think? Some seriously good genes in that family. Obviously some paedos as well but swings and roundabouts.

[El Unicornio, mang]

I wonder where "Phwoarr" comes from. It's not an actual word and seems to be unique to British people, but I don't think I've ever actually said it or heard it said by anyone aside from in text form.