PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[bgmnts]

20 quid says the first thing she thinks in the morning is "fuck me I am busting for a shit."

[Tony Tony Tony]

20 quid says the first thing she thinks in the morning is "fuck me I am busting for a shit."

They're all busting for a shit after I've done with 'em... oops

[Colin Sanction]

While you lot are going through Wikipedia looking at lists of US Football Stadiums by order of size, I've been watching Rules of Engagement and reminded of the beautiful Susan Yeagley

[El Unicornio, mang]

While you lot are going through Wikipedia looking at lists of US Football Stadiums by order of size, I've been watching Rules of Engagement and reminded of the beautiful Susan Yeagley

He knows.

[Sebastian Cobb]

The one on the left is one of the sexiest women I've ever seen. She must wake up every morning, thinking, " Cor, I'm not 'alf sexy, me.". You can't blame her if she does.

2nd left has the loveliest smile tho

[earl_sleek]

Prefer the brunette. Something about her expression suggests she bangs like a rusty iron gate in a gale.

[pigamus]

Their lives must be a nightmare. You've got about 70% of #metoo cases just in that one photo.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

2nd left has the loveliest smile tho

Also reminds me of a lady I had a dalliance with in High Wycombe ( she was a former stewardess too, I think. I remember her telling me how, in this capacity, she met Paul Daniels. He was a cunt, apparently).

Bit of Old Skool Lisa licentiousness there, I'm sure you'll all gracefully allow it though.

[bgmnts]

Their lives must be a nightmare. You've got about 70% of #metoo cases just in this one thread.

[Butchers Blind]

Are these lovely ladies real cabin crew or just dressed up like it in readyness for a porno?  Asking for a friend.

[Spiteface]

If it's the latter, I'll be needing links. For a friend.

Last few months I've fallen down the rabbit hole of "Try-on Haul" videos on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8wS54bQJyY

[Twonty Gostelow]

Are these lovely ladies real cabin crew or just dressed up like it in readyness for a porno?  Asking for a friend.

They look a bit like Dutch KLM uniforms, but the badge isn't the same. Also the white tops seem too low-cut (and I think stewardesses usually wear collared shirts or blouses) and the skirts seem too short too. The two background images seem a little on-the-nose, and don't include any brand, so it's probably a generic image for a photo agency.

[Butchers Blind]

Last few months I've fallen down the rabbit hole of "Try-on Haul" videos on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8wS54bQJyY

Yeah... I'll see you all in a few months.

[Twonty Gostelow]

Yeah... I'll see you all in a few months.

Writes alot instead of a lot, but good at shaving.  B-

[Sebastian Cobb]

I feel just having clicked that is going to severely affect my youtube recommendations.

[Colin Sanction]

Last few months I've fallen down the rabbit hole of "Try-on Haul" videos on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8wS54bQJyY

Good grief, what a find.

*Special K has left the chat*

[Better Midlands]

If it's the latter, I'll be needing links. For a friend.

Last few months I've fallen down the rabbit hole of "Try-on Haul" videos on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8wS54bQJyY

Next stage, "how-i-clean-my-home" videos.

[pigamus]

Next stage, "how-i-clean-my-****" videos.

[Famous Mortimer]

Yeah... I'll see you all in a few months.

She mentions a $500 Patreon level? $500 a month? I presume there are personalised videos and so on, but even so, that seems a lot.

[bgmnts]

I think Pam Grier might be the most objectively beautiful woman in ever.

[kalowski]

I'd not realised quite how beautiful Laura Marling is.

[vainsharpdad]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Your tits falling out a bit there, mate. Careful.

[pigamus]

At least she's still got her head.

[Twonty Gostelow]

At least she's still got her head.

QI klaxon actually I think you'll find I have to interrupt you there um are you sure can I just interject with a pertinent factette it's a common misconception oh dear oh dear if anyone's actually interested which I seriously doubt...

Sophia not amused:

 

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

She's just pertubed by the lobsters.

[Tony Tony Tony]

She's just pertubed by the lobsters.

She could perturb my lobsters any day of the week (except Sunday of course, that's reserved for doing the work of the Lord)

[Head Gardener]

[bgmnts]

Why does she have Michael Jackson's nose and why does she look like polished chrome?

[Blue Jam]

She gave away the secret of her magic trick as well! And her right bewb probably smells of toilet.