PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Feel like Possession is the ultimate bi movie for having Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani in it

[greencalx]

Devi Sridhar daydreaming about Superman's dangler

I know her husband.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Elisabeth Shue popping up in Cobra Kai aged 57, looking like she did actually get left in an alley by Doc and Marty in 2015

[pigamus]

Someone should tell her she looks like Gillian Jacobs, that would be quite meta

[dead-ced-dead]

I've seen several films and shows with Shue in it in the last few months quite accidentally (Amazon Prime's random algorithm) and I'm quite taken with her.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

I've recently been catching up with the final series of Agent's of Shield and Ming-Na Wen is also very attractive at 57. Not merely attractive for 57, mind.



It's sort of amusing to think of the big fuss that people made over Mary Louise Parker being good looking on Weeds, when she was only in her early/mid 40s.

It's getting a bit rum again. Here's Timothy Olyphant to redress the balance.

[pigamus]

I know you can still look good at whatever age by looking after yourself and drinking carrot juice and wotnot but come on, those Salma Hayek photos are fucking astonishing

[Blue Jam]

It's getting a bit rum again. Here's Timothy Olyphant to redress the balance.

Does adding more fellas really make this thread any less rum? I like to think all my posts in this thread are as rum as the rest of 'em.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

It adds some mixer to the rum?

Someone told me I looked a bit like Timothy Olyphant. I was quite chuffed.

[Blue Jam]

Oh alright then, have Kidney T-shirt Man from the Organ Donation Scotland ad- big dark eyes, one for All Surrogate too I reckon:

https://mobile.twitter.com/scotorgandonor/status/1351136573543297030

They've all donated an organ by the time etc

[Captain Z]

It adds some mixer to the rum?

Someone told me I looked a bit like Timothy Olyphant. I was quite chuffed.

They were just addressing the Olyphant in the room.

[Huxleys Babkins]

It adds some mixer to the rum?

Someone told me I looked a bit like Timothy Olyphant. I was quite chuffed.

After getting your ears syringed, you were disappointed to discover that they weren't comparing you to "the Olyphant Man".

[dead-ced-dead]

It's getting a bit rum again. Here's Timothy Olyphant to redress the balance.

He's ageing beautifully too.

[JaDanketies]

Relating to someone calling me out on the Glinner thread:

We're watching Queen of the South at the moment on Netflix (it's good, it's a bit like reading a page-turner. Maybe like 24 where an implausible number of things happen every episode.)

The main actress on it though:



In some scenes, she's been getting chased through the jungle for several days, and in other scenes, she's in an exclusive nightclub trying to flirt with a billionaire drug kingpin. And she still never puts on any makeup or conditions her hair.  On The Walking Dead, Maggie had her hair perfect even when she was trying to fight off the zombie hordes. And this drug cartel captain can't even put a bit of lippy on when she wants to fuck Pablo Escabar?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

After getting your ears syringed, you were disappointed to discover that they weren't comparing you to "the Olyphant Man".

They are a big fan of Tolkien. I made sure to clarify they weren't talking about these.

[Blue Jam]

Omari Douglas, recently seen looking very pretty in It's A Sin:

[Blue Jam]

We're watching Queen of the South at the moment on Netflix (it's good, it's a bit like reading a page-turner. Maybe like 24 where an implausible number of things happen every episode.)

The main actress on it though:

Reminds me of Gail, Elena's girlfriend in Peep Show. The one who is a member of MENSA and reads books. For fun.

[All Surrogate]

Watching It's a Sin made me revisit Cucumber, and Mert Degirmendereli:

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

whose name is worth approximately three million points in Scrabble.

[pigamus]

Charlotte Ritchie out of Ghosts

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Charlotte Ritchie out of Ghosts every programme on the telly.

[pigamus]

Well I don't WATCH every programme on the telly

I don't even HAVE a telly

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Did you hold a séance to watch Ghosts?

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's kind of like a seyance but involves a pottery wheel.

[canadagoose]

It's kind of like a seyance but involves a pottery wheel.

I wonder if there's a Beyoncé tribute act called Seyoncé? Could maybe be dressed like Mystic Meg.

[Norton Canes]

Did you hold a séance to watch Ghosts?

Is it seance fiction? 

[Blue Jam]

Newport boyo Tayce Szura-Radix, known as plain ol' Tayce on Drag Race UK. Hard to find photos of him au naturel but 'kin' ell, what an exceptionally beautiful human:

[seepage]

Bit of a messy decorator though, judging by the last pic. He's not getting the job to repaint my hallway.

[the]

They've all had their hallway repainted by th

[buttgammon]

Two Drag Race queens I really fancy