Author Topic: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)  (Read 15192 times)

kalowski

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2018, 05:04:11 PM »


Siobhan Fahey. This woman is sixty. SIXTY!
SEXTY, more like, eh?

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« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2018, 05:14:10 PM »
Could some ladies come on to this thread and post pictures of smashing fellas (eg Brad Pitt or Mike Gapes) and make lewd insulting comments about the imagined state of their balls and anuses based on their age and therefore how invalid they are as a legitimate human please, just to balance things out a bit.

And extra zing points if the commenters themselves are in their fifties.

St_Eddie

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« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2018, 05:21:27 PM »
I'm halfway towards the kitchen now.  I can see the sugar and cherry from where I stand.

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« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2018, 05:30:31 PM »
Just post some lovely pairs already.


biggytitbo

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2018, 05:33:39 PM »
Lembit definitely enjoyed both their company didn't he, the sly old foxy stoat.

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« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2018, 05:35:23 PM »


Always felt sorry for the 'Nana who wasn't Siobhan or Keren. Not in the same same league, was she.
That's 'sorry' in the sense of 'masturbating furiously over Siobhan and Keren', obviously...

BlodwynPig

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2018, 05:59:08 PM »
Lembit definitely enjoyed both their company didn't he, the sly old foxy stoat.

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« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2018, 07:30:39 PM »
Susanna Hoffs is 59 and kept herself in decent nick.

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« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2018, 07:34:52 PM »
Well I was going to make it more personal but the bloke's obviously a wreck. It's a good look on page 1 though innit
How am I obviously a wreck ? I was being deliberately ott with my comments about the actually aged-quite-well, * Ms. Fahey, but that crack about her hands was a bit much, I do suppose. ( * Yes, I know I sound like a condescending cunt, cheers. ). This whole fucking thread is sexist, don't just single me out, ta.

biggytitbo

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2018, 07:36:20 PM »
Viv Albertine (centre) is 64



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« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2018, 07:41:46 PM »
Viv Albertine (centre) is 64




I bet she's got a lovely, perky fanny.

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« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2018, 07:46:06 PM »

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« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2018, 07:55:05 PM »
Viv Albertine (centre) is 64




I'm  shuddering just imagining the state of Maconie's scrotum. Buttocks like Deputy Dawg's jowls too, I would imagine.
Ironically, yer man Radcliffe is quite the Lisa Jesusandmarychain lookalike.

St_Eddie

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2018, 08:25:48 PM »
This whole fucking thread is sexist, don't just single me out, ta.

How is this thread sexist?  Women and gay men are more than welcome to post pictures of sexy men and objectify them to their heart's content.  In fact, I downright encourage it.

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2018, 08:28:20 PM »
How bad is it that I'M not the worst offender of sexism and objectificatiom of women, by a long way?

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« Reply #45 on: December 26, 2018, 08:31:58 PM »
Is "sexist ". the right word ? It's a thread the whole purpose of which is to put up pictures of women ( and it *is* mostly women ), ogle them and make generally lewd comments. ( "Fucking tits on that. Fair play to her."  is one genuine comment on the previous thread I can recall, and I don't think I 'm even misquoting it that much. The whole thing is shielded in my spunk most of the time a carapace of irony, I'm pretty sure everyone who contributes to here is not actually a sexist berk , but I can see why some people would have a problem with this place.

BTW, when is someone going to put a picture of Jodie Comer on 'ere ? Preferably that one with her norks out from that episode of " Prime Suspect ", cheers.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2018, 08:35:03 PM »
You mucky pups might want to check out this film for middle class alienation, urban ennui, and Viv Albertine in the nip.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2436452/

biggytitbo

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2018, 09:13:22 PM »
Do you see the slits?

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« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2018, 09:14:04 PM »
Here you go.  Prime specimens of both genders.


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« Reply #49 on: December 26, 2018, 09:42:07 PM »
Viv Albertine (centre) is 64


Stuart Maconie is doing his best to hold his stomach in

mothman

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #50 on: December 26, 2018, 10:43:42 PM »
You mucky pups might want to check out this film for middle class alienation, urban ennui, and Viv Albertine in the nip.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2436452/

Recommended. But good God does nothing at all actually happen in this film.

Do you see the slits?

No.

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« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2018, 09:59:50 AM »


Hey, I know how to stick images up now! Brilliant news, Eh?


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« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2018, 12:45:53 PM »
This nsfw clip is the last thing that made go phwoarr in real life

https://gfycat.com/DisfiguredCleanBlackfootedferret


I mean cor blimey guvnor! etc etc




kalowski

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« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2018, 03:02:38 PM »
This nsfw clip is the last thing that made go phwoarr in real life

https://gfycat.com/DisfiguredCleanBlackfootedferret


I mean cor blimey guvnor! etc etc
Crikey!

biggytitbo

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2018, 04:00:35 PM »
Be somewhat more less arousing if she trumped right in his face.

kalowski

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« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2018, 05:42:04 PM »
I'm going to sound somewhat uncouth, but I could stare at her arse all day.

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« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2018, 05:55:56 PM »

St_Eddie

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« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2018, 12:01:46 AM »
Can I just say these photos are INISVF.  Sorry but really they are.  Most of these photos are FVSINI.  It's not on.  It's almost like you're INISVFFVSINI on purpose.

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2018, 11:41:22 AM »
Be somewhat more less arousing if she trumped right in his face.

Fewer.