PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

[DrGreggles]

This delightful view greeted me at the gym.
No idea who she is, but she is one of the screensavers on the monitors.
Lovely.



Sadly she disappears as soon as you start using the machine in question, which could easily deter some lazy bastards from exercising...

[St_Eddie]

"Hi, Mum.  Dad's wasted our one and only wish in order to turn his Bentley hood ornament into a living woman."

[St_Eddie]

You know you're getting old when you find prospective MPs for Gloucester attractive.


Fran Boait, Labour.

Had a Labour flyer through the door today. Just on the off-chance there's an election shortly.

Let's just say that I'd slip my vote into her ballot box any day of the week.

Sorry.

_{(not sorry)}

[BlodwynPig]

Let's just say that I'd slip my vote into her ballot box any day of the week.

Sorry.

_{(not sorry)}

technically a veiled rape threat.

[non capisco]

You know you're getting old when you find prospective MPs for Gloucester attractive.


Fran Boait, Labour.

Is she running on a LEGALISE THE 'ERB platform?

[ToneLa]

Oh Christina Hendricks. I'd buy you dinner, I really would.

If you knew me you'd know what a massive commitment this is

[ToneLa]

Imagine if Alexis Ren was begging on the street.

You'd be skint instantly. You sick, depraved perve. And offer her a place to go for a wash (your bath)







That second one is a video still from at guh can't type she makes me giddy https://giant.gfycat.com/CarelessJollyChickadee.webm

[ToneLa]

[St_Eddie]

technically a veiled rape threat.

You're right of course but this is H.S. Art and a particularly tasteless thread, so I was just doing my part to... no, it doesn't really hold up, does it?  I shall duly smash my head in with a hammer and say three Hail Marys.

[buzby]

"Hi, Mum.  Dad's wasted our one and only wish in order to turn his Bentley Rolls Royce hood ornament into a living woman."

FTFY.

RR use the Spirit Of Ecstasy. Bentley use the 'Flying B' mascot:

[St_Eddie]

FTFY.

RR use the Spirit Of Ecstasy. Bentley use the 'Flying B' mascot:

Aye, I ummed and ahhed over that but I felt that Bentley sounded funnier and so I chose the rule of funny, over accuracy.

[the]

Aye, I ummed and ahhed over that but I felt that Bentley sounded funnier and so I chose the rule of funny, over accuracy.

A Bentley schism case.

[DrGreggles]

The effortlessly gorgeous Freya Ridings:

[Better Midlands]

technically a veiled rape threat.

this is H.S. Art and a particularly tasteless thread

They're all making thinly veiled rape threads on here by the time etc....

[dex]

Adelaide Kane. She could purge me etc....

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

I'm re-watching Trainspotting 2 on Netflix and once again finding Anjela Nedyalkova incredibly cute

[BlodwynPig]

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[St_Eddie]

The Chuckle Brothers' brief foray into the music industry.

[Dex Sawash]

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Not even the best Edgar Winter album

[The Culture Bunker]

I did go and listen to the Orm lads' song "Weekend", from the above album, and thought it sounded very like one of the songs from 'Out Run'.

[BlodwynPig]

I did go and listen to the Orm lads' song "Weekend", from the above album, and thought it sounded very like one of the songs from 'Out Run'.

Sadly the original album is tarnished by the White Power guy on the front cover.

[purlieu]

The Chuckle Brothers' brief foray into the music industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

[Epic Bisto]

The effortlessly gorgeous Freya Ridings:

Fackin' 'ell! She's lovely!

[Shit Good Nose]

Not even the best Edgar Winter album in The Beatles

Fixed.

[Cuellar]

Not even Pete Best Edgar Winter album in The Beatles

Fixed fixed

[Colin Sanction]

Carol Vorderman

[kalowski]

[bgmnts]

Carol Vorderman

That's a big old bum on her, did it get bigger or was it always that plump?

[Emma Raducanu]

edit. sorry.

[Shit Good Nose]

That's a big old bum on her, did it get bigger or was it always that plump?

I reckon implants, along with her ever-increasing tits.  She didn't need either and has ruined herself now.

Her body and that, I know, but she's gone from growing old gracefully and glamourously to looking ridiculous.


Whatever comment one makes it's #cancelled2019 now.