Author Topic: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)  (Read 24511 times)

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #330 on: March 10, 2019, 09:11:14 PM »
This delightful view greeted me at the gym.
No idea who she is, but she is one of the screensavers on the monitors.
Lovely.



Sadly she disappears as soon as you start using the machine in question, which could easily deter some lazy bastards from exercising...

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #331 on: March 10, 2019, 09:59:08 PM »


"Hi, Mum.  Dad's wasted our one and only wish in order to turn his Bentley hood ornament into a living woman."

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #332 on: March 10, 2019, 10:08:50 PM »
You know you’re getting old when you find prospective MPs for Gloucester attractive.


Fran Boait, Labour.

Had a Labour flyer through the door today. Just on the off-chance there’s an election shortly.

Let's just say that I'd slip my vote into her ballot box any day of the week.

Sorry.

(not sorry)

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #333 on: March 10, 2019, 10:11:48 PM »
Let's just say that I'd slip my vote into her ballot box any day of the week.

Sorry.

(not sorry)

technically a veiled rape threat.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #334 on: March 10, 2019, 11:50:23 PM »
You know you’re getting old when you find prospective MPs for Gloucester attractive.


Fran Boait, Labour.

Is she running on a LEGALISE THE 'ERB platform?

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #335 on: March 11, 2019, 12:15:10 AM »


Oh Christina Hendricks. I'd buy you dinner, I really would.

If you knew me you'd know what a massive commitment this is

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #336 on: March 11, 2019, 12:21:54 AM »
Imagine if Alexis Ren was begging on the street.

You'd be skint instantly. You sick, depraved perve. And offer her a place to go for a wash (your bath)







That second one is a video still from at guh can't type she makes me giddy https://giant.gfycat.com/CarelessJollyChickadee.webm
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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #337 on: March 11, 2019, 02:00:27 AM »

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« Reply #338 on: March 11, 2019, 05:16:32 AM »
technically a veiled rape threat.

You're right of course but this is H.S. Art and a particularly tasteless thread, so I was just doing my part to... no, it doesn't really hold up, does it?  I shall duly smash my head in with a hammer and say three Hail Marys.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #339 on: March 11, 2019, 09:55:47 AM »
"Hi, Mum.  Dad's wasted our one and only wish in order to turn his Bentley Rolls Royce hood ornament into a living woman."
FTFY.

RR use the Spirit Of Ecstasy. Bentley use the 'Flying B' mascot:

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« Reply #340 on: March 11, 2019, 05:01:00 PM »
FTFY.

RR use the Spirit Of Ecstasy. Bentley use the 'Flying B' mascot:


Aye, I ummed and ahhed over that but I felt that Bentley sounded funnier and so I chose the rule of funny, over accuracy.

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #341 on: March 12, 2019, 12:22:30 AM »
Aye, I ummed and ahhed over that but I felt that Bentley sounded funnier and so I chose the rule of funny, over accuracy.

A Bentley schism case.

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #342 on: March 12, 2019, 01:55:54 PM »
The effortlessly gorgeous Freya Ridings:




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« Reply #343 on: March 14, 2019, 11:47:28 AM »
technically a veiled rape threat.

this is H.S. Art and a particularly tasteless thread

They're all making thinly veiled rape threads on here by the time etc....

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #344 on: March 16, 2019, 07:30:26 AM »


Adelaide Kane. She could purge me etc....

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #345 on: March 16, 2019, 08:30:25 PM »
I'm re-watching Trainspotting 2 on Netflix and once again finding Anjela Nedyalkova incredibly cute


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #346 on: March 17, 2019, 02:41:04 AM »





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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #347 on: March 17, 2019, 01:14:26 PM »


The Chuckle Brothers' brief foray into the music industry.

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« Reply #348 on: March 17, 2019, 01:22:57 PM »





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Not even the best Edgar Winter album

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #349 on: March 17, 2019, 02:48:56 PM »
I did go and listen to the Orm lads' song "Weekend", from the above album, and thought it sounded very like one of the songs from 'Out Run'.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #350 on: March 17, 2019, 03:04:46 PM »
I did go and listen to the Orm lads' song "Weekend", from the above album, and thought it sounded very like one of the songs from 'Out Run'.

Sadly the original album is tarnished by the White Power guy on the front cover.


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #351 on: March 17, 2019, 06:24:26 PM »

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #352 on: March 19, 2019, 05:19:56 PM »
The effortlessly gorgeous Freya Ridings:


Fackin' 'ell! She's lovely!

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #353 on: March 19, 2019, 07:16:46 PM »
Not even the best Edgar Winter album in The Beatles

Fixed.



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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #354 on: March 19, 2019, 07:31:41 PM »
Not even Pete Best Edgar Winter album in The Beatles

Fixed fixed

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« Reply #355 on: March 19, 2019, 08:32:55 PM »
Carol Vorderman



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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #356 on: March 19, 2019, 08:48:49 PM »

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« Reply #357 on: March 19, 2019, 08:53:24 PM »
Carol Vorderman




That's a big old bum on her, did it get bigger or was it always that plump?

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #358 on: March 19, 2019, 08:58:48 PM »
edit. sorry.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #359 on: March 19, 2019, 09:18:04 PM »
That's a big old bum on her, did it get bigger or was it always that plump?

I reckon implants, along with her ever-increasing tits.  She didn't need either and has ruined herself now.

Her body and that, I know, but she's gone from growing old gracefully and glamourously to looking ridiculous.


Whatever comment one makes it's #cancelled2019 now.