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PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

Started by 303, December 21, 2018, 11:28:05 AM

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jamiefairlie

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on March 19, 2019, 09:18:04 PM
I reckon implants, along with her ever-increasing tits.  She didn't need either and has ruined herself now.

Her body and that, I know, but she's gone from growing old gracefully and glamourously to looking ridiculous.


Whatever comment one makes it's #cancelled2019 now.

Is that actually her? I thought it was a joke. Fuck, she looks ridiculous and nothing like herself, some kind of delusional state at play there.

Johnny Yesno

Oh, well, I guess I won't have to feel bad about having the rfh for an awful tory any more.


Spiteface

Vorder-Man gets weirder and weirder-looking as time passes.

vainsharpdad



Not the best image - but I'd forgotten just how much I fancied Sam Brown back in the day. She was a bit Rachel Riley-Esque


Cuellar

That's the biggest basden I've ever seen

rasta-spouse

Wowsers. He can definitely give me a very light questioning about killing a druggie, anytime!


VaginaSimpson

Whoops. Can someone teach me how to use the internet?

BlodwynPig




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Dex Sawash


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: bgmnts on March 19, 2019, 08:53:24 PM
That's a big old bum on her, did it get bigger or was it always that plump?


VaginaSimpson

Quote from: bgmnts on March 19, 2019, 08:53:24 PM
That's a big old bum on her, did it get bigger or was it always that plump?

Are you a white man?

VaginaSimpson

Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 22, 2019, 12:53:41 AM

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Too technical.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: VaginaSimpson on March 22, 2019, 09:35:46 PM
Are you a white man?

A failed white man on a journey of enlightenment in Hungary and Morocco, no less.

BlodwynPig


BlodwynPig

Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 22, 2019, 12:53:41 AM


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VaginaSimpson

What the fuck did you do to his eyes? You've made him look like Hayley Joel Osment or whatever that tiny psychic is called.

Leave him alone! Stop tampering with your mechanical voodoo.

Also how many white men are there? I was talking to the other one who was complaining about big bums like some heathen.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: VaginaSimpson on March 22, 2019, 10:07:01 PM
What the fuck did you do to his eyes? You've made him look like Hayley Joel Osment or whatever that tiny psychic is called.

Leave him alone! Stop tampering with your mechanical voodoo.

Also how many white men are there? I was talking to the other one who was complaining about big bums like some heathen.

White men on here? As a percentage, 95%.

VaginaSimpson

I wanted a ratio.



Beauty thy name is Jones.


Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 17, 2019, 03:04:46 PM
Sadly the original album is tarnished by the White Power guy on the front cover.



Blimey, Peter Baynham's aged a lot recently.

BlodwynPig



St_Eddie


Whoever will let Pinky Punky go to the toilet now?


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: willpurry on April 01, 2019, 06:42:06 PM
Tania Mallet dead : (



Coo. I was just thinking of her before I came on 'ere.
In fact, I came into this thread with Mallet aforethought.

St_Eddie

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on April 02, 2019, 07:11:41 AM
Coo. I was just thinking of her before I came...

I bet you were, you dirty old bollocks.

DrGreggles

There was a lack of Susannah Fielding on last night's Partridge, so:



There she is on some steps.