Author Topic: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)  (Read 42895 times)

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« Reply #450 on: May 03, 2019, 11:55:26 PM »
Satya Bhabha


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« Reply #451 on: May 05, 2019, 06:32:57 PM »
Rachel Anne Hobbs.


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« Reply #452 on: May 05, 2019, 06:36:33 PM »


Olivia Bromley, currently portraying ex-junkie, ex-prostitute Dawn in Emmerdale. Her Dad is played by Raymondo out off of 'Life On Mars/Ashes To Ashes'.

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« Reply #453 on: May 05, 2019, 06:38:11 PM »

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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« Reply #454 on: May 05, 2019, 09:13:02 PM »
Toothy. I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a good impression back in the day. Mind you I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a lot of things.

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« Reply #455 on: May 05, 2019, 09:50:52 PM »
Rachel Anne Hobbs.


Looks like a working class Lalla Ward.

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« Reply #456 on: May 05, 2019, 11:34:30 PM »
Toothy. I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a good impression back in the day. Mind you I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a lot of things.
That reminds me of that great line in Python:

"I would tax Raquel Welch. I've a feeling she would tax me!"

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« Reply #457 on: May 06, 2019, 02:15:20 AM »



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« Reply #458 on: May 06, 2019, 02:21:31 AM »
wouldn't, would

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« Reply #459 on: May 06, 2019, 02:23:40 AM »

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« Reply #460 on: May 06, 2019, 09:28:09 AM »
Ken Hom, with his hair on. Look at this fabulous bushel -



Nothing "hom" about that, eh ladies?

Ken Hom (real name: Len Hom) was a real catch back then. He used to laugh the meat into the oven. You probably think that's a pepper or something on his chopping board - it's not - young girls used to throw their actual hearts at him when he did his cookery shows.

His hair was always going to leave him though - incredibly temperamental, it was. Look at it here, rearing up aggressively, in a few moments it would have pounced on the photographer. This is why there are almost no pictures of Ken Hom in hair. Ken used to violently whittle heads of lettuce in front of his hair, to keep it in line.

Ken once fought a bullet that someone fired at him during a live taping of "Ken Hom Cleaves The Carcass And Leaves You Breathless" in the 1980s.

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« Reply #461 on: May 07, 2019, 11:30:29 AM »

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« Reply #462 on: May 16, 2019, 07:10:38 PM »
I've not seen a pear with buttocks before. Go on... tell me that's not sexy!


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« Reply #463 on: May 16, 2019, 07:26:23 PM »
came instantly upon seeing

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« Reply #464 on: May 16, 2019, 07:28:18 PM »
Ken Hom, with his hair on. Look at this fabulous bushel -



could be in a band with Chick Corea and Jaco Pastorius with that do. Cosmic.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #465 on: May 16, 2019, 08:43:47 PM »
"What's the deal with Chinese food??"

[SLAP BASS RIFF]

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« Reply #466 on: May 17, 2019, 08:45:35 PM »
I've not seen a pear with buttocks before. Go on... tell me that's not sexy!



Hmm... bit pimply.

4/10

Still would.
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« Reply #467 on: May 17, 2019, 11:03:26 PM »
Just started watching The Protector, and Hazar Ergüçlü is lovely.






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« Reply #468 on: May 20, 2019, 06:39:47 AM »
Ken Hom, with his hair on. Look at this fabulous bushel -


Knock knock. "Hello. Is Ken Hom?"

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« Reply #469 on: May 20, 2019, 08:41:14 AM »
I rather liked the lass who announced the points for France during Eurovision, so I did a bit of 'research' into her.
She has a name - Julia Molkhou - and looks like how I imagine all French women to look.



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« Reply #470 on: May 20, 2019, 07:28:47 PM »
I assume Slavoj Zizek's girlfriend is deaf. Blind would be harsh, deaf, 'deafinitely' not.

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« Reply #471 on: May 20, 2019, 07:55:48 PM »
I rather liked the lass who announced the points for France during Eurovision, so I did a bit of 'research' into her.
She has a name - Julia Molkhou - and looks like how I imagine all French women to look.



Lovely

Can you find out who the Italian one was, please? My friend would like to know.

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« Reply #472 on: May 21, 2019, 02:44:40 PM »
Ignore.

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« Reply #473 on: May 22, 2019, 01:29:05 PM »

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« Reply #474 on: May 23, 2019, 03:15:26 PM »


“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Mark!”

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« Reply #475 on: May 23, 2019, 03:25:32 PM »


“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Mark!”

It must be said, she does look uncannily like a young Thomas Wiseau...


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« Reply #476 on: May 23, 2019, 11:07:05 PM »
Julia Molkhou

She looks good in a tuxedo, and I've never said that about a woman before. Only the French could pull that off.



Can you find out who the Italian one was, please? My friend would like to know.



Ema Stokholma. If she captured me I would definitely be on her side something something.

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« Reply #477 on: May 23, 2019, 11:14:20 PM »
Maybe wait till after your girlfriend's day off before you Google image search her.

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« Reply #478 on: May 24, 2019, 07:17:40 AM »
Maybe wait till after your girlfriend's day off before you Google image search her.

Disappointed, and safe search is off.

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« Reply #479 on: May 24, 2019, 07:37:21 AM »
Yeah you set us up like we were gonna be seeing wall-to-wall spermy starfish or something