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PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)

Started by 303, December 21, 2018, 11:28:05 AM

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Gulftastic



Olivia Bromley, currently portraying ex-junkie, ex-prostitute Dawn in Emmerdale. Her Dad is played by Raymondo out off of 'Life On Mars/Ashes To Ashes'.

kalowski


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Toothy. I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a good impression back in the day. Mind you I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a lot of things.

purlieu


kalowski

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 05, 2019, 09:13:02 PM
Toothy. I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a good impression back in the day. Mind you I can imagine Pamela Stephenson doing a lot of things.
That reminds me of that great line in Python:

"I would tax Raquel Welch. I've a feeling she would tax me!"


chveik



Gregory Torso

Ken Hom, with his hair on. Look at this fabulous bushel -



Nothing "hom" about that, eh ladies?

Ken Hom (real name: Len Hom) was a real catch back then. He used to laugh the meat into the oven. You probably think that's a pepper or something on his chopping board - it's not - young girls used to throw their actual hearts at him when he did his cookery shows.

His hair was always going to leave him though - incredibly temperamental, it was. Look at it here, rearing up aggressively, in a few moments it would have pounced on the photographer. This is why there are almost no pictures of Ken Hom in hair. Ken used to violently whittle heads of lettuce in front of his hair, to keep it in line.

Ken once fought a bullet that someone fired at him during a live taping of "Ken Hom Cleaves The Carcass And Leaves You Breathless" in the 1980s.


Spoon of Ploff

I've not seen a pear with buttocks before. Go on... tell me that's not sexy!


Cuellar


Howj Begg

Quote from: Gregory Torso on May 06, 2019, 09:28:09 AM
Ken Hom, with his hair on. Look at this fabulous bushel -



could be in a band with Chick Corea and Jaco Pastorius with that do. Cosmic.

Cuellar

"What's the deal with Chinese food??"

[SLAP BASS RIFF]

St_Eddie

#466
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on May 16, 2019, 07:10:38 PM
I've not seen a pear with buttocks before. Go on... tell me that's not sexy!



Hmm... bit pimply.

4/10

Still would.

Noonling

Just started watching The Protector, and Hazar Ergüçlü is lovely.






kidsick5000

Quote from: Gregory Torso on May 06, 2019, 09:28:09 AM
Ken Hom, with his hair on. Look at this fabulous bushel -


Knock knock. "Hello. Is Ken Hom?"

DrGreggles

I rather liked the lass who announced the points for France during Eurovision, so I did a bit of 'research' into her.
She has a name - Julia Molkhou - and looks like how I imagine all French women to look.



Lovely

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I assume Slavoj Zizek's girlfriend is deaf. Blind would be harsh, deaf, 'deafinitely' not.

imitationleather

Quote from: DrGreggles on May 20, 2019, 08:41:14 AM
I rather liked the lass who announced the points for France during Eurovision, so I did a bit of 'research' into her.
She has a name - Julia Molkhou - and looks like how I imagine all French women to look.



Lovely

Can you find out who the Italian one was, please? My friend would like to know.

purlieu


St_Eddie


kidsick5000


St_Eddie

Quote from: Noonling on May 17, 2019, 11:03:26 PM


Quote from: kidsick5000 on May 23, 2019, 03:15:26 PM
"It's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Mark!"

It must be said, she does look uncannily like a young Thomas Wiseau...


Captain Z

Quote from: DrGreggles on May 20, 2019, 08:41:14 AM
Julia Molkhou

She looks good in a tuxedo, and I've never said that about a woman before. Only the French could pull that off.



Quote from: imitationleather on May 20, 2019, 07:55:48 PM
Can you find out who the Italian one was, please? My friend would like to know.



Ema Stokholma. If she captured me I would definitely be on her side something something.

Captain Z

Maybe wait till after your girlfriend's day off before you Google image search her.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Captain Z on May 23, 2019, 11:14:20 PM
Maybe wait till after your girlfriend's day off before you Google image search her.

Disappointed, and safe search is off.

poo

Yeah you set us up like we were gonna be seeing wall-to-wall spermy starfish or something