Author Topic: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)  (Read 37900 times)

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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« Reply #60 on: December 28, 2018, 12:07:20 PM »
Wasn't anyone else disappointed not to see an actual ferret in that clip ?

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« Reply #61 on: December 28, 2018, 12:47:26 PM »
Works canteen typically has ITV on in the background and I've developed a bit of a thing for Willoughby's replacement, Rochelle Humes.


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #62 on: December 28, 2018, 01:16:57 PM »
Toothy. Probably got a perfectly nice vagina, though.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #63 on: December 28, 2018, 02:47:47 PM »
Toothy. Probably got a perfectly nice vagina, though.

Nope. Still not funny. Best stop now.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #64 on: December 28, 2018, 02:53:38 PM »
Nope. Still not funny. Best stop now.

Yes, don't want to make a cunt* of myself !!!!!!!!!odin . Then again, I'm obviously a wreck. ( * vagina )

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #65 on: December 28, 2018, 02:57:08 PM »
I bet she's got a lovely, perky fanny.

there's almost a whole chapter on her 'works' in her book, & it'd put you right off.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #66 on: December 28, 2018, 03:32:47 PM »
there's almost a whole chapter on her 'works' in her book, & it'd put you right off.


Like in the Diary of Anne Frank

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #67 on: December 28, 2018, 03:35:07 PM »

Like in the Diary of Anne Frank

Apposite slang for this thread.
" Right, just had me breakfast, time for the first diary of the day. "

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #68 on: December 28, 2018, 03:42:54 PM »
there's almost a whole chapter on her 'works' in her book, & it'd put you right off.

Why are you reading biographies of daytime ITV presenters mate? Is it voluntarily?

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #69 on: December 28, 2018, 03:53:27 PM »
Why are you reading biographies of daytime ITV presenters mate? Is it voluntarily?

None too sure if Viv Albertine is a daytime ITV presenter. I can imagine her on the panel of " Loose Women" though, mucking in like a good 'un.

Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #70 on: December 28, 2018, 03:56:21 PM »
Nah fair enough I'd assumed duncs had paraphrased a post rather than you making the same joke twice, soz.


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #72 on: December 29, 2018, 03:21:06 PM »
https://www.bristol247.com/student/news-student/students-strip-off-for-bristol-university-naked-calendar-2019/

One of my cousins is in that.  I haven't looked so I couldn't tell you which month, cos...well, y'know - too weird.

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« Reply #73 on: December 29, 2018, 04:58:29 PM »
Lexy Paradise.


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #74 on: December 29, 2018, 09:40:58 PM »
Is it just me, or is there something incongruous about that picture?

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« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2018, 03:02:13 PM »
Someone mentioned Gudrun Ure on another thread.


Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2018, 05:07:36 PM »
Ivy Wolfe, porn actress.


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2018, 05:40:18 PM »
Ivy Wolfe, porn actress.

Ivy Wolfe, attorney at law.

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #79 on: January 01, 2019, 04:20:03 PM »
Anastasia ̶S̶p̶i̶l̶l̶l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ Blinova.


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #80 on: January 01, 2019, 07:49:11 PM »
RT/ICYMI presenter Polly Boiko


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2019, 09:36:29 PM »
Ooh beautiful

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« Reply #82 on: January 02, 2019, 01:04:49 AM »
Sarah Smart in 2002


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #83 on: January 02, 2019, 01:00:24 PM »
Sarah Smart in 2002



God yes, good call. Of similar vintage was the talented Lisa Faulkner:


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« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2019, 10:07:41 PM »
Sam Cooke, wife of a footballer

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #85 on: January 03, 2019, 11:39:34 PM »
The U.S. Representative for New York's 14th congressional district, in the black Boston uni t-shirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2Xald7NYQ




Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #86 on: January 04, 2019, 01:58:38 PM »
THE MAN


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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #87 on: January 04, 2019, 03:01:31 PM »
The U.S. Representative for New York's 14th congressional district, in the black Boston uni t-shirt.



Davina McCall's looking sprightly.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: PHWOARR (The Sexy Thread)
« Reply #88 on: January 04, 2019, 03:41:13 PM »
Davina McCall's looking sprightly.

Would've said Britney Spears, meself.

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« Reply #89 on: January 04, 2019, 05:23:38 PM »
Nice pic, Huxleys Babkins, but I'm into lissom thighs today.