Author Topic: Bird Box  (Read 1791 times)

Cuellar

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2019, 03:45:32 PM »
Having watched this and then The ABC Murders I'm compelled to ask: can John Malkovitch act? Could he, once? He just seems shit in things recently.

icehaven

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2019, 01:48:00 PM »
This is the 2nd or 3rd Netflix film that's had such rave reviews I've actually looked forward to it, only to be disappointed by a cliche ridden, lazy script with a contrived plot based on a risible premise you could put your hand through. Is it just that expectations are lower as they aren't cinema releases and a lot of people are surprisingly easily impressed by Hollywood stars appearing in what is ostensibly a TV movie?

Maurice Yeatman

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2019, 05:39:20 PM »
It's aimed at strong women who nurture their children by shouting at them and calling them 'boy' and 'girl'. https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1080262855654551552

Why did no one at any point say to Bullock that she looked like Michael Jackson?


neveragain

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2019, 11:09:35 AM »
Having watched this and then The ABC Murders I'm compelled to ask: can John Malkovitch act? Could he, once? He just seems shit in things recently.

I've always thought he was a bit wooden. The only exceptions being Of Mice And Men and Being John Malkovich, funnily enough.

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2019, 11:31:06 AM »

Facebook has been full of people praising it though, so I'm glad everyone on here says it's bumwallop the whole way through. Saves me ever watching it

saw it last night and liked it and I am not even on FB*, some of the imagery was pretty creepy, like the woman walking into a burning car and the charcoal drawings


*currently banned for a week for posting a 40 year old LP sleeve with tits on it

icehaven

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2019, 01:52:02 PM »
saw it last night and liked it and I am not even on FB*...


*currently banned for a week for posting a 40 year old LP sleeve with tits on it

Seriously? And still I keep getting adverts for lingerie that look more like adverts for Russian brides despite repeatedly clicking for them to fuck off? Facebook should ban itself. 

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2019, 03:57:04 PM »
this is my 2nd ban in a year, first it was Electric Ladyland (3 month ban) now it's Arabian belly dancers (one week)
crackers

Re: Bird Box
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2019, 05:58:13 PM »
It's called FACEbook, not titsbook or bellybook!

icehaven

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2019, 07:00:44 PM »
It's called FACEbook, not titsbook or bellybook!

Try telling that to the purveyors of lacy underwear that seem to think I want to see an endless parade of women just about wearing their products. If I'm in the market for such garments I'll find them myself cheers, I don't really need soft porn popping up on my computer screen while I'm sneaking a look at fb at work.

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2019, 10:51:58 AM »
my missus still goes on about JM's tiny penis - he gets naked in some daft film, can't remember which, but you see his willy in it and apparently it's really small
just thought I'd throw that in, she just goes on about it everytime I say "oh John Malkovich is in this film" it's ridiculous. I have downloaded this movie though, dunno when I'll get round to it - marks out of ten anyone?

Does she want you to also have a tiny penis like that John Malkovich?

“I remember in the old days of our relationship when you would model yourself on people, like John Malkovich.”

Little clues like that?

Head Gardener

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2019, 10:59:01 AM »
Does she want you to also have a tiny penis like that John Malkovich?

quite possibly, who knows what goes through a Scottish wife's mind? Unfortunately for her I'm hung like a horse so she'll have to keep wishing, meanwhile
the s/t is rather good - have had it on (as opposed to have it off) this morning, more info on exy


Norton Canes

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2019, 05:03:46 PM »
Other family members watched this and I caught a bit while wandering through the living room. It seemed like the sort of thing Steven Moffat would consider briefly as a premise for an episode of Doctor Who, before settling on a more appealing faux-involvement concept like not stepping on the cracks in the pavement.

DJ Bob Hoskins

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2019, 03:18:14 PM »
the s/t is rather good - have had it on (as opposed to have it off) this morning, more info on exy



Ah, I also liked the soundtrack but didn't pay attention to the credits so didn't realise who composed it. In a similar 'shit film, great music' vein, I really liked their Gone Girl soundtrack. It's very unsettling and queasy.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Bird Box
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2019, 03:22:55 PM »
Do they have different coloured blindfolds so that the viewers can tell them apart?