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Which Way Of Having Sex Are Comedy Characters Enjoying ?

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, December 24, 2018, 07:27:43 PM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Basil- Missionary
Sybil- Anal
Polly - Anal ( and fucking loves it, the dirty cow )
Manuel- Anal
The Major- Anal
Nicky Henson In His Sexy Seventies Gear- Anal
Geoffrey Palmer The Doctor- Anal ( Oh, he wants his sausage  right enough )
Sexy Australian Bird - Anal
The Psychiatrist Wifie What Was Also Blackadder's Mum In The First Series- Anal ( in real life as well, fucking filthy bitch )
Bernard Cribbins, That Cunt Who Actually Wasn't A Hotel Inspector- Anal
Ken Campbell Being A Smartarse Cunt, Also Wearing Super Seventies Fashions- Water Sports, No Penetration At any time
Health Inspector- Underage Girls ( Didn't half look the sort )
All Of Polly 's Mates In That Fucking Forgettable Wedding Guests and Manuel 's Birthday One- I Don't know, fucking Anal probably

Shelley - Coprophilia foreplay
Captain Mainwaring- Japanese Vomit Porn foreplay
Del Boy- Paraplegic Rape Porn Foreplay
Mark Corrigan- Missionary

willpurry

Mrs Perkins said "I wish the Meakers would get down to some kinky roleplay.".

Norton Canes

Sergeant Major Shut Up - Amputee scat
Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont - Bukkake, bukkake, bukkake, carries on singing, more bukkake
Lofty - Edging
Mr La De Da Gunner Graham - Testicles punctured by stiletto heel
Posh officer 1 - rapes natives
Posh officer 2 - raped by natives
Gunner Scottish - sick PTSD fantasies
Gunner Nosher Evans - no explanation necessary
The Michael Bates one - oral, performed by spunkah wallah

Shoulders?-Stomach!