Bearled-up Christmas

[poo]

Christmas Day and ur plastered in cum that's dried and gone sticky with cum claggers on bits of hair

[hamfist]

and you offered Grandad the turkey's clit but now you're not sure if turkeys even have clits so you gave him the parson's nose and now he's all radged up about clits cos it's so fucking massive

[pancreas]

and the tackiness start to subside so you got all you uncle to top you up with dey royal icing

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Calls of "no Brian. Stop it" echo along the precinct

[BlodwynPig]

One of those 70s lightbulbs with no shade giving a wan and sickly light in your cold Bradford flat. The blackness at the window panes keeping you tethered to some sort of reality.

[vanilla.coffee]

One of those 70s lightbulbs with no shade giving a wan and sickly light in your cold Bradford flat. The blackness at the window panes keeping you tethered to some sort of reality.

[BlodwynPig]

Excellent