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EVERYONES FAVOURATE EGG IS BACK!

Started by PlanktonSideburns, December 27, 2018, 09:24:02 PM

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PlanktonSideburns

IM TALKING ABOUT CREME EGGS OF COURSE


Hello fondant, my old friend
I've come to slurp you up again
Because a creme egg softly seeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the creme eggs that were stuffed in my trench coat
Still remain
Within the hole in the coat (they've fallen round the back)

////fuck this really is a long song, this seemed a much better idea when i was all delirious in the corner shop, oh well here we go////

In restless dreams I walked alone
Fobbed off with a toblerone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I scoffed a boost bar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a tinfoil light light
That split the night
And touched the scent of fondant
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People quaffing without speaking
People gorging without listening
People eating eggs that never share
No one dared
Disturb the sound of Fondant.

////the toblerone bit is fucking killer, but the rest of it is a fucking embarrassment, - maybe a hs art one rather than a general bullshit one i guess/////


"Fools" said I, "You do not know TOBLERONE
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear TOBLERONE
my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bTOBLERONE
owed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And tTOBLERONE
he sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
Are written on the TOBLERONE
subway walls
And teTOBLERONE
nement halls"
And whispered in tTOBLERONE
he sounds of silence

hamfist

Finally !

Gonna break one open and dollop the goo on mah acorn and see if I can't persuade someone to sluirp it off

BlodwynPig