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AHAHAHAHAHAH BUMMING!

Started by PlanktonSideburns, December 28, 2018, 12:12:22 AM

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PlanktonSideburns


Cloud


PlanktonSideburns

AHAHAHAHAHAH Arse!

HOW LEEEEEEWD

PlanktonSideburns

AHAHAHAHAA

A BUM!

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

PlanktonSideburns


Cloud

Homelessness is a serious problem MATE!

Uncle TechTip


Glebe


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Glebe on December 28, 2018, 02:56:53 AM
Childish.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES NOT BEEN BUMMED IN A WHILE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN!?

I AM, OF COURSE REFERRING TO THE ACT OF


PlanktonSideburns

THESE DAYS, YOU BUM SOMEONE, YOU GET THROWN IN JAIL!!!

NO WAIT, THAT WAS THE BUGGERY ACT 1533 - BUGGERY REMAINED A CAPITAL OFFENCE IN ENGLAND AND WALES UNTIL THE ENACTMENT OF THE OFFENCES AGAINST THE PERSON ACT 1861, THOUGH SEXUAL ACTS BETWEEN TWO ADULT MALES, WITH NO OTHER PEOPLE PRESENT, WERE NOT  MADE LEGAL IN ENGLAND AND WALES UNTIL 1967, IN SCOTLAND IN 1980, NORTHERN IRELAND IN 1982, UK CROWN DEPENDENCIES GUERNSEY IN 1983, JERSEY IN 1990 AND ISLE OF MAN IN 1992.












HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA


PlanktonSideburns

IMAGINE GOING TO THE RECORD SHOP TO PICK UP YOUR COPY NEWLY RELEASED ACHTUNG BABY IN THE ISLE OF MAN,ONLY TO BE arrested FOR NOTHING MORE INNOCENT THAN CONSENSUALLY BUMMING YOUR PARTNER!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

YAWN YAWN YAWN, BORING, more like.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 28, 2018, 07:41:39 AM
YAWN YAWN YAWN, BORING, more like.

Come on mate, bit mean that

Coming in here, putting a dampener on things

PlanktonSideburns

I mean it's just a bit of fun, not like it's a general bullshit thread or anything,

PlanktonSideburns

Really taken the wind out of my sails now

PlanktonSideburns

You didn't have to come to this thread: the title I felt really nailed the premise on - what else were you hoping for?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Well, I'm sorry, but I take bumming seriously, and I can't say that I care for your attitude.



Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Actually, yes I can : " that I care for your attitude ".

See ? ( admittedly, I've written that, not said it. )

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 28, 2018, 07:47:57 AM
Well, I'm sorry, but I LOVE bumming seriously, and THINK IT'S HILLLARROIIOUS.





PlanktonSideburns

to be fair, I'm bored of it too now, thanks for talking me down

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Now, you know that isn't what I wrote. You've deliberately altered that. If you could see my face now, you would see the stern countenance of an unimpressed person.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Well, That's something, I suppose. You know, I'd also like to add.... OH , FUCK! THE LION'S ESCAPED !

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

FUCKING HELL! THE LION'S ESCAPED! FUCKING RUN! ALERT THE LION CAPTURING PEOPLE! THE FUCKING LION'S ESCAPED !

PlanktonSideburns

Ah don't worry about the lion - Hele come back when he's ready.

I've been meaning to say to you - I was a bit of a prick to you in the Cunts thread you made a while back, for no good reason. I'm sorry about that

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Oh, were you ? Don't remember , mate. Maybe I was acting up and deserved it.

Don't you worry about that, you seem like a good sort to me.

PlanktonSideburns

In that instance, I was the cunt. Not to diminish any potential cuntitude, prickbeing or twataboutary on your part elsewhere mind

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

I was going to write something about that Liverpool- born young actress lady getting the " LION'S share " of my wanking , but decided not to. It hasn't ESCAPED my attention that that sort of thing fuck's off some of the boys and girls of CAB.

BritishHobo

Fucking hilarious, bumming. Laugh all day, at bumming.

thraxx


Bumming Update: Media outlets are reporting that bumming is no longer funny, it is now considered rather tawdry and down at heel. Please adjust your posts accordingly.

Sebastian Cobb

Willies and arses are pretty hilarious.