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The 2019 Bexleyheath Penis-Off

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, December 28, 2018, 01:41:40 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Friday 11th January
Bexleyheath NCP
£3.50 for all entrants

Please select categories to avoid delays at weigh-in:

Category A: Inny-Micro-Penis
Category B: Chode-Unfortunate
Category C: They are like that over there aren't they
Category D: Average whitey schlong
Category E: Hello sir
Category F: 8" +
Category G: Passes out when engorged

Call GETHIN for more details

pancreas

It's rigged. Entered Cat A this year and they said my penis was 'too small to verify, what if you'd chopped it off, mate.' Cunts.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: pancreas on December 28, 2018, 02:18:54 PM
It's rigged. Entered Cat A this year and they said my penis was 'too small to verify, what if you'd chopped it off, mate.' Cunts.

GETHIN already apologised to all involved for his demeanour that night and explained he had been under stress having to recover his gimp's punctured lung from a sewer.

He promises: It won't happon* again!!

*His spelling not mine

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Sebastian Cobb

Is there a 'banana cock' section? I reckon I could throw my hat in the ring so to speak.

Sebastian Cobb

Come to think of it it's only a bit curved. There's bound to be someone with a more bent cock than me.

Glebe

Kate Bush has agreed to come along and do a bit of judging. Sausage rolls are available in the foreskincourt.

Sebastian Cobb

Kate Bush you say? I'd like to re-enter myself in the bent cock competition 'don't give up' after all.

greenman

Better off sticking to Poo's website using data from a decades worth of CaB meets....

http://en.inkei.net/ - contains small picture of a ladies nipples.

Can't believe this has come around so soon.