Evershot capcacking open audition

[pancreas]

Capcacking, a portmanteau of capillary-cacking, where you try to fill a urethra with diarrhoea by sharting onto it with enough force as to push shit down as far as possible. Holes drilled into the receiving cock so as to measure the penetration of the cack. As of 2002, the receiving urethra is sponsored by Lenor, usually supplied by a member of their marketing team.

Anything past a depth 1cm is considered a powerful contribution.

Billy Midgeley of Hunstanton remains the world champion, having sharted down Ian Botham's cock to the tune of 32.9mm.

Entry is free. Enemas available on request.

[BlodwynPig]

Worst thread of 2018?

[pancreas]

Have I missed the mark?

[BlodwynPig]

Widely.

[pancreas]

Oh dear. Well at least the ho-ho inverted 'what not to do' Dublin thread will keep this one warm and cosy at the top of the thread flop list.

Is there really nothing to salvage from this? Sharting down urethras has to be of some use, no?

[BlodwynPig]

The dublin thread is about my level, but one would expect more from you. Hence 2018 No. 1 spot. Plus dublin thread had a mixture of repondents. Here its just you, me and Tumbleweed Ted