Let's go scuntering!

[Pingers]

Earlier this year I scuntered the entire length of Walthamstow market, the longest street market in England, while simultaneously cratting a peacock, and managed to not get arrested. My score was 3 pensioners, a dog and a sharon fruit. I know many of you will have better stories but it was only my third attempt.

Your scuntering stories.

[popcorn]

Are people still scuntering in 2018? Will they really be scuntering in 2019? It's a bit fucking 2005 isn't it mate?

[Pingers]

Well, I know it does seem a bit retro and that scuntering has become quite a niche activity, but watch out for a scuntering revival in 2019, mark my words! And that look you got from the first person to encounter you mid-scunter - that mix of horror, outrage, disdain and a tiny bit of sneaking admiration - you never forget that, do you?