Who’s busting out their Penis in the New Year?

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Out of their underpants, I mean.


I personally might let my Penis roam around in the space between my underpants and trousers for a few hours - my "Penis pub garden with play area" I call it.  A little treat before the harsh realities of 2019 force him back into my underpants for another year!

[Cloud]

Depends how the kissing goes...

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Depends how the kissing goes...

Mate that's not the kind of chat we need around here thank you.  Keep it clean.

[Cloud]

Mate that's not the kind of chat we need around here thank you.  Keep it clean.

Soz

Depends how the k***ing goes

[Gregory Torso]

well, my penis is in prison for grand enlargenment, heh, so I will be busting him out via a complex and meticulously planned um, plan, involving everyone else's vaginas and penises having a big kiss and a hug outside the prison gates and whilest the guards are saying "cwoar look at all them willies and fannies going at it", me and the boys will bust my penis out of prison and high tail it away to Dover where a

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I do sometimes wonder whether I should allow my Penis to roam around of its own accord outside its pub garden and play area.  I just worry about logistics such as how much pocket money it should have so it isn't mocked for having too much or too little.

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Any updates yet?

[hamfist]

out !!!! it's out now !!!!!!! whoooooooioooooioo !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put it back in. I know my limits.

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One step at a time.  We'll get there.

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Replies is having a case of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4