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0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« on: December 31, 2018, 07:58:58 PM »
Don’t start using this thread yet!  Just over four hours to go!

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2018, 08:28:09 PM »
That the “O” in the thread title is a “0”.

And that I’ve just gone off three-and-a-half hours prematurely.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2018, 08:34:00 PM »
Fuck Off  you stupid cunt. Can't you just wait until tomorrow.? Fuck's fucking sake.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2018, 08:38:33 PM »
Happy New Year, Lisa.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2018, 08:46:48 PM »
is it like ITV where they have to do the handover at midnight precisely?

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2018, 09:25:39 PM »
yes, unfortunately this is not the official thread as it was started in 2018. better luck next year!

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2018, 09:46:12 PM »
Surely it's already 2019 somewhere in the world?

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2018, 10:19:34 PM »
Surely it's already 2019 somewhere in the world?

Nope!  It isn’t.  The rest of the world has to wait until we are ready before they do it.

Don’t worry though - this is still the official thread for this.


2019 is going to be so awesome guys.  Just think of all the obvious things we will only just realise.

mothman

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2018, 11:03:29 PM »
Anniversaries always get marked early. BBC had a “30 years of Take That” on the other night. They formed in 1990.

Replies is just putting this out there, metaphorically speaking, before ITV do.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2018, 11:09:21 PM »
I'm a loser

mothman

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2018, 11:32:51 PM »
... baby, so why don't you kill me?

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2018, 11:34:18 PM »
Vegetables grow in the ground and fruits grow in the trees, you can't argue wit that, SUCK IT 2018.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2018, 11:45:26 PM »
Rhubarb, what's that then?

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2018, 11:47:05 PM »
An vegeatable.

gib

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2018, 11:51:33 PM »
Your position is ridiculous, admit it and face the new year afresh

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2018, 11:54:21 PM »
It's too late. I've made my choice. I lie with the vegetables in the soil.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2019, 12:03:12 AM »
Happy New Year you ruddy great calves.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2019, 12:12:02 AM »
NYE fireworks are shit and people who go “woop” at them are cunts.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2019, 12:17:28 AM »
... baby, so why don't you kill me?

Not a 2019 thing but for a long time I thought it was "I'm going to lose your baby, so why don't you kill me" which seemed harsh but fair.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2019, 12:27:41 AM »
Its 2019 and there’s no flying cars, let alone off-world colonies or killer sex robots.

Even the dystopian futures aren’t as good as they used to be.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2019, 11:08:36 PM »
Each letter on the front of the Celebrations tin is from the font of one of the chocolates inside


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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2019, 02:13:06 AM »
Each letter on the front of the Celebrations tin is from the font of one of the chocolates inside



I saw a box of those in the supermarket last week.  About 4 quid for a plastic "tin".  I was going to get one until I picked it up and it weighed as light as a feather.  Rip off.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2019, 08:58:50 AM »
In France the Galaxy is called Dove

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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2019, 09:03:12 AM »


The arrow's are inconsistent. Some point to the font, some point to the text.

gib

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2019, 10:13:32 AM »
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Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2019, 10:39:00 AM »
In France the Galaxy is called Dove

And dove means “where” in Italian. Hmm, what are they trying to tell us?

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2019, 12:24:25 PM »
And dove means “where” in Italian. Hmm, what are they trying to tell us?

Don't eat soap that dries your hands?

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2019, 12:31:18 PM »
Each letter on the front of the Celebrations tin is from the font of one of the chocolates inside

Surely I wasn't the only person who noticed this almost as soon as Celebrations were introduced, but since this social media post made national news, I guess I was.

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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2019, 12:45:55 PM »
Surely I wasn't the only person who noticed this almost as soon as Celebrations were introduced, but since this social media post made national news, I guess I was.

No, I noticed it.  It is an obvious thing.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2019, 01:37:04 PM »
Don't eat soap that dries your hands?

But with soaps being so fragrant now, who can resist a nibble? Mmm, coal tar...