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0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)

Started by Replies From View, December 31, 2018, 07:58:58 PM

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Replies From View

Don't start using this thread yet!  Just over four hours to go!

That the "O" in the thread title is a "0".

And that I've just gone off three-and-a-half hours prematurely.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Fuck Off  you stupid cunt. Can't you just wait until tomorrow.? Fuck's fucking sake.


petril

is it like ITV where they have to do the handover at midnight precisely?

kittens

yes, unfortunately this is not the official thread as it was started in 2018. better luck next year!


Replies From View

Quote from: olliebean on December 31, 2018, 09:46:12 PM
Surely it's already 2019 somewhere in the world?

Quote from: Replies From View on December 31, 2018, 01:15:16 PM
Nope!  It isn't.  The rest of the world has to wait until we are ready before they do it.

Don't worry though - this is still the official thread for this.


2019 is going to be so awesome guys.  Just think of all the obvious things we will only just realise.

mothman

Anniversaries always get marked early. BBC had a "30 years of Take That" on the other night. They formed in 1990.

Replies is just putting this out there, metaphorically speaking, before ITV do.


mothman


Gregory Torso

Vegetables grow in the ground and fruits grow in the trees, you can't argue wit that, SUCK IT 2018.



gib

Your position is ridiculous, admit it and face the new year afresh

Gregory Torso

It's too late. I've made my choice. I lie with the vegetables in the soil.

Replies From View


SpiderChrist

NYE fireworks are shit and people who go "woop" at them are cunts.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: mothman on December 31, 2018, 11:32:51 PM
... baby, so why don't you kill me?

Not a 2019 thing but for a long time I thought it was "I'm going to lose your baby, so why don't you kill me" which seemed harsh but fair.

Alberon

Its 2019 and there's no flying cars, let alone off-world colonies or killer sex robots.

Even the dystopian futures aren't as good as they used to be.

The Lurker

Each letter on the front of the Celebrations tin is from the font of one of the chocolates inside


JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: The Lurker on January 01, 2019, 11:08:36 PM
Each letter on the front of the Celebrations tin is from the font of one of the chocolates inside



I saw a box of those in the supermarket last week.  About 4 quid for a plastic "tin".  I was going to get one until I picked it up and it weighed as light as a feather.  Rip off.

im barry bethel




Quote from: im barry bethel on January 02, 2019, 08:58:50 AM
In France the Galaxy is called Dove

And dove means "where" in Italian. Hmm, what are they trying to tell us?

Replies From View

Quote from: Voltan (Man of Steel) on January 02, 2019, 10:39:00 AM
And dove means "where" in Italian. Hmm, what are they trying to tell us?

Don't eat soap that dries your hands?

Uncle TechTip

Quote from: The Lurker on January 01, 2019, 11:08:36 PM
Each letter on the front of the Celebrations tin is from the font of one of the chocolates inside

Surely I wasn't the only person who noticed this almost as soon as Celebrations were introduced, but since this social media post made national news, I guess I was.

Replies From View

Quote from: Uncle TechTip on January 02, 2019, 12:31:18 PM
Surely I wasn't the only person who noticed this almost as soon as Celebrations were introduced, but since this social media post made national news, I guess I was.

No, I noticed it.  It is an obvious thing.

Quote from: Replies From View on January 02, 2019, 12:24:25 PM
Don't eat soap that dries your hands?

But with soaps being so fragrant now, who can resist a nibble? Mmm, coal tar...