0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)

[Twed]

Cos it's a little fucking punk that never did an honest day's work in its life. Fucking scrounger, bin it off.

cisterns are doing it for themselves
flushing away your 2-ply sheet
disposing of your hellish smell

[Twed]

Oh good, a new page for my doggerel.

[olliebean]

ahem....

Nowhere in that drawing is the water going uphill. That's kind of the entire point of the drawing.

[touchingcloth]

cisterns are doing it for themselves
flushing away your 2-ply sheet
disposing of your hellish smell

I know. And I'll chin the wet bastard.

[kalowski]

ricky gervais

[holyzombiejesus]

Thanks to the 'garish can of IPA' thread, I've only just realised that Public Image Limited's artwork for 'Album' was cribbed from Repo Man.

[touchingcloth]

Thanks to the 'garish can of IPA' thread, I've only just realised that Public Image Limited's artwork for 'Album' was cribbed from Repo Man.

The thread is less about garish cans of IPA, more about IPA in garish cans.

[jenna appleseed]

Thanks to the 'garish can of IPA' thread, I've only just realised that Public Image Limited's artwork for 'Album' was cribbed from Repo Man.

(last year's hospital toothpaste)

[Sebastian Cobb]

My best haul from a hospital was a set of theatre green trousers when I broke my ankle and couldn't get my jeans on over the stookie. So comfy, still break them out when I'm slobbing around the house.

[Replies From View]

I have never heard of trousers coming in theatre green.  Are you sure they weren't racing?

[St_Eddie]

During my week long stint in hospital, they gave me orange pyjamas to wear.  I looked like an inmate in an American prison.

[Icehaven]

There's no incidental music in The Big Bang Theory.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Tommy Robinson is laughably short.

[Ferris]

Tommy Robinson is laughably short.

As are Farage and Boris Johnson, according to google. I'm taller than all of em, and I'm not exactly massive.

[jenna appleseed]

As are Farage and Boris Johnson, according to google. I'm taller than all of em, and I'm not exactly massive.

Just had a vision of them standing on each others shoulders and you towering above them like they're Tom Thumb size.

[NoSleep]

Johnson is average height (5'9") and Farage is 1" off that, so they're not shorties.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

My best haul from a hospital was a set of theatre green trousers when I broke my ankle and couldn't get my jeans on over the stookie. So comfy, still break them out when I'm slobbing around the house.

Scrubs are lush. Pair them up with a set of communal crocs, a theatre hat to cover the bald spot and you're all set for a lush day at work. Comfy A F.

[touchingcloth]

Why must the crocs be communal?

[a duncandisorderly]

Why must the crocs be communal?

>jerry dammers & co consider rewrite<

[Replies From View]

Verrucas need spreading around if they are going to survive as a species.


WON'T SOMEBODY DWELL ON THE ATTENBOROUGHS

[Twed]

Verrucas are cancer that the victim just doesn't make much of a fuss about.

[kalowski]

Verrucas are cancer that the victim just doesn't make much of a fuss about.

"I'm serious as a dancer when I say verrucas are a cancer."

[Replies From View]

"I'm a lover not a cancer!"

Say what you like about verrucas - at least they only abuse children below the ankle.

[Twed]

A stage 4 verruca can spread to the lungs.

[Replies From View]

A stage 4 verruca can spread to the lungs.

Only if it is inhaled.


Just don't inhale stage 4 verrucas.

[Ferris]

Only if it is inhaled.

Just don't inhale stage 4 verrucas.

Easier said than done.

[Sebastian Cobb]

How come verrucas can spread through the swimming baths, but genital warts don't?

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

Thanks to the 'garish can of IPA' thread, I've only just realised that Public Image Limited's artwork for 'Album' was cribbed from Repo Man.

Aaaaahhhhh, but the Repo Man products were sort of cribbed themselves, in that they were (mostly) real goods from supermarket chain Raiph's:

https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/2736-repo-man-a-lattice-of-coincidence

The Pik 'n Pay generic foods scattered throughout, Repo Man's most enduring and original gag, were real, having been donated by Ralphs supermarket (only three generic products—"Food," "Drink," and "Butyl Nitrate"—had to be made as props).

If I've fucked even just one reader's hat with this piece of trivia, then I consider this post a success.

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

 Gah, double post.

[olliebean]

How come verrucas can spread through the swimming baths, but genital warts don't?

Because people don't rub their genitals on the floor?