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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1710 on: June 07, 2019, 12:13:58 PM »
the 'i' and 'n' have since fallen off and we call it fishmonster now.


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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1711 on: June 07, 2019, 01:24:16 PM »
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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1712 on: June 07, 2019, 04:32:49 PM »
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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1713 on: June 07, 2019, 09:26:48 PM »
ORIGIN: L con- with and tempus, -oris time

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1714 on: June 07, 2019, 09:35:21 PM »
ORIGIN: L con- with and tempus, -oris time

Well, that makes everything clear.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1715 on: June 08, 2019, 12:24:34 AM »
Bed and Breakfast Man by Madness is one of those songs where the title only appears at the end

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1716 on: June 08, 2019, 05:13:03 PM »
because

be-cause

the thing that caused it

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1717 on: June 08, 2019, 11:55:06 PM »
SNL, which is apparently live, somehow has sketches which are "cut for time".

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1718 on: June 09, 2019, 01:22:33 AM »
SNL, which is apparently live, somehow has sketches which are "cut for time".

IIRC they rehearse all of the sketches in front of the studio audience at 8pm and if the rehearsal exceeds 90 minutes they start tweaking and cutting out sketches to ensure the live broadcast at 11:30pm doesn't overrun. The cut sketches they upload to YouTube are therefore performances from the rehearsal.

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1719 on: June 09, 2019, 09:50:34 PM »
In "Pathetic Sharks" in Viz, I always thought one of them just had a silly-shaped fin on its head.

Then saw this comic the other day where it says "Even hammer-heads?", and realised it's (very obviously) a hammer.

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1720 on: June 09, 2019, 11:33:21 PM »
Really shitty one: I've just realised why US bathroom stalls in public spaces are so obtuse (no occupied indicator on the exterior lock, doors close completely whether occupied or not)

https://twitter.com/AMarch4OurLives/status/1122919772004454400

That's bollocks, though. US bathroom stalls have never had occupied indicators except on transportation, and the doors have always tended to swing closed, though not every door does; it's just that they're inward-opening and tend to swing back, unfettered by any floor drag, to the start position.

Indicators are available for purchase, but it's not standard enough for Americans to realize they could demand them, so they don't.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1721 on: June 09, 2019, 11:46:30 PM »
That's bollocks, though.
Wow sorry for being slightly wrong you unsightly cunt

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1722 on: June 09, 2019, 11:51:06 PM »
Wow sorry for being slightly wrong you unsightly cunt

It's not just bollocks, it's completely obvious bollocks which only a moron would espouse.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1723 on: June 09, 2019, 11:53:43 PM »
I'm sorry I have upset you by making an accusation against the bathroom door/school shootings industry.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1724 on: June 10, 2019, 12:00:50 AM »
Apology not accepted.

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1725 on: June 10, 2019, 12:07:12 AM »
I'm sorry I have upset you by making an accusation against the bathroom door/school shootings industry.

I thought you were defending the idiotic door arrangements, but now I see you've been pro-massacre all along. I applaud your cunning.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1726 on: June 10, 2019, 12:15:35 AM »
My days of being told what's a load of bollocks and what isn't so that the king of a local pub feels more secure are long behind me.

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1727 on: June 10, 2019, 01:02:04 AM »
Pulled Pork = Stretched Pork = Enlongated Pig Meat = Meat of the Longpig.

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1728 on: June 11, 2019, 02:56:20 PM »
'Watch out boy, she'll chew you up, woah here she comes, she's a maneater.'

The chewing bit is because of the man eating bit!

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1729 on: June 11, 2019, 03:14:52 PM »
If it was "Watch out boy, she'll swallow you hole, woah here she comes, she's a maneater" then she'd have to knock you over and slide you into her gob like a snake and frankly that would just be silly.

Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1730 on: June 11, 2019, 06:53:49 PM »
A number that can be expressed as a ratio between two integers is a rational number.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1731 on: June 12, 2019, 12:45:53 AM »
The restaurant Chick Filet is actually called Chick-fil-A.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1732 on: June 12, 2019, 12:47:34 AM »
I often have that realisation in reverse.

"Magic Grandpa" isn't a bespoke insult, it was an actual thing.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1733 on: June 12, 2019, 03:10:25 AM »
A number that can be expressed as a ratio between two integers is a rational number.

Fuck me!  Mind blown!!

I always thought it was because it was rational in the "sane" sense of the word, i.e. that because it could be made using just two integers and a division sign it was straightforward, down-to-earth etc.... as opposed to those irrational "cuh, what are THEY like!" type weirdo "mental" numbers where you can't do that.

And yeah, before you ask, I always had trouble not associating transcendental numbers with George Harrison and cross-legged hippies.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1734 on: June 12, 2019, 03:43:14 AM »
Art Garfunkel is only 5'9". Paul just makes him look tall.

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1735 on: June 12, 2019, 06:10:32 AM »
The restaurant "Chick-fil-A" is actually pronounced "Chick Filet". And not, as I had assumed, "Chick Filler".

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1736 on: June 12, 2019, 06:23:15 AM »
A number that can be expressed as a ratio between two integers is a rational number.

Holy shit!

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1738 on: June 13, 2019, 04:21:11 AM »
Just realised the link between "town hall" and "city hall".

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Re: 0bvious things you’ve only just realised (2019 edition)
« Reply #1739 on: June 13, 2019, 08:33:06 AM »
Just realised the link between "town hall" and "city hall".

The link?  They are both halls?